Joined March 2025
I would kill the plastic surgeon that ate my face lift like this bc im sorry nobody else can have him
Denise Richards reveals she decided to openly discuss her facelift after her ex brought it up in court "My ex that I'm divorcing, he said something in court about it, on purpose, and I was so pleasantly so surprised because there was media in there that they didn't print it, which was nice." "I figured, you know what, I think I just need to be honest and I want it, I didn't want to give him that power and have to say it then." "And so four months later, my publicist did a, got me a really nice piece in allure, a piece on my facelift that I had done a year ago." "I'm so glad that I've been open about it. I didn't know how people would react, but I think I want to know what everyone's doing, what's peptides, what this, what that."
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replying to my boss “typical liberal question” when he asks me how many drinks I had on my lunch break
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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let’s not lie now.
Chxrry’s music isn’t good enough for yall to be doing all this.
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Live look at Mary Peltola’s yard sign game
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The queen of Halloween is defrosting
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Left: Gas prices on Joe Biden’s last day in office. Right: Gas prices now.
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No?? omfg
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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CL’s verse in ₩1000000
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Yes, the Republican party will likely destroy our country if they maintain control of Congress. But I still refuse to vote for any Democrat whose views differ in any way from mine on any issue.
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no celebrity today could handle a day being Britney Spears in 2007
The day Britney Spears had a nervous breakdown after nearly dropping her son because of a paparazzo.
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lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention
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Esta diva ya hubiera matado a Corlys, encontrado a Aegon y resuelto el problema del dinero en dos días hábiles
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never occurred to me that camels could be wild i thought they all had jobs
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"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."
U.S., Russia and China Are Integrating AI into Nuclear Early Warning Systems
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rhaena: “that’s my sister” sheepstealer:
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passing through the strait of hormuz if anyone needs anything
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Iran could've just struck U.S. and Israel and everyone would've been like "Trump and America got what's coming! Another unprovoked war!" But their genius strategy was to bomb UAE, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Bahrain? Now everyone in the region is pissed at Iran and not The U.S.
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You all started it and we fucking finished it.
A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy. 47% of VA voted Trump. They will now get just 9% of the seats. 52% of VA voters voted Harris. Now they get 91% of the seats. (By comparison, in TX, 56% voted Trump; GOP gets 79% of the seats.)
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Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.
Trump: It is time to turn the page on the Epstein scandal
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