I figured it out.
Dogecoin Price = Ð × x × y
x: Meme production
y: Meme funniness
Ð: The Doge constant
Simple.
DogeXToMoon retweeted
An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America.
ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman, and Leah Hunt-Hendrix.
ActBlue is currently under investigation for allowing foreign and illegal donations in criminal violation of campaign finance regulations. This week, 7 ActBlue senior officials resigned, including the associate general counsel.
If you know anything about this, please post in replies. Thanks, Elon.
DogeXToMoon retweeted
Today we get a Bitcoin Reserve. Great. What would Satoshi say? This is why I have made the Dogecoin White Paper. It is what used to be the Bitcoin White Paper, only cross out the word Bitcoin and replace it with the word Dogecoin, then change the 21M supply cap to a fixed 10,000 Doge reward per block, every minute, and remove the halving.
There you have it, what Satoshi Nakamoto wanted: "A purely peer-to-peer version of electronic cash would allow online payments to be sent directly from one party to another without going through a financial institution." Bitcoin can be the digital gold, store of value, reserve, whatever, while Dogecoin is the day to day transactional digital currency.
DogeXToMoon retweeted
🫡HAPPY TIPPING TUESDAY🥰
NO HIGHS NO LOWS.
REPLY ONLY DOGE FOR 30 x Đ0.69
LFG🚀🚀🚀
DogeXToMoon retweeted
Listen to me, all we have to do is FIND this asteroid, bring it to earth, and sell it for $700 quintillion (7 million times the current global GDP). Then, we can invest it into $DOGE. Grok said each Dogecoin would be worth $4.73 Billion.
DogeXToMoon retweeted
It’s not about Ukraine.
It’s not about Russia.
It’s not about the United States.
It’s about human lives. This war must end.

























