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Henceforth, we address female friends and acquaintances as maโ€™am. โ€œDearโ€ has been banned by yookay saner clime women.
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Replying to @fkeyamo
Na only you dey laugh oo. Nobody dey shine teeth with you.
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Replying to @fkeyamo
TAX COLLECTOR DISGUISING AS MASTER STRATEGIST ๐Ÿ˜‚
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Replying to @fkeyamo
Is this not you? Senior Advocate of Nonsense
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Replying to @fkeyamo
Charge and Bail Lawyer disguising as aviation expert.
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Replying to @fkeyamo
TINUBUโ€™S ATTACK DOG DISGUISING AS A SAN ๐Ÿ˜‚
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
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One day, we'll talk about the Igbo politicians that stabbed Peter Obi at the back! ๐Ÿ˜‘
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Joke's on you to think we are looking for a saviour. The Lord Jesus Christ has come and gone and will return. We are looking for the next President of Nigeria. Vote Peter Obi, the only one qualified to be President among the contestants.
No single presidential candidate right now can save Nigeria and that is my stance. Not Obi, definitely not Tinubu, donโ€™t even get me started on Seyi and Sowore. Thereโ€™s no lesser evil. All of them are clowns that I hate equally. I have no hope in this country. Better to even vote for me.
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You be BIG FOOL
No single presidential candidate right now can save Nigeria and that is my stance. Not Obi, definitely not Tinubu, donโ€™t even get me started on Seyi and Sowore. Thereโ€™s no lesser evil. All of them are clowns that I hate equally. I have no hope in this country. Better to even vote for me.
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Peter Obi is not the first person you've betrayed, and he certainly won't be the last. Loyalty seems to have a very short shelf life around you once money is not involved. After the #EndSARS protests, you compromised the location of one of the activists when she needed protection the most. You are a wicked b*tch! l am going to flog that madness from your body.
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Public transport is not a sign of poverty. Na everything dem go teach una
One of the many reasons I hate poverty is public transport
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
โ€œNobody can save Nigeria nowโ€ โ€œIncumbent no fit looseโ€ โ€œWike must rigโ€ โ€œI like Peter Obi but he needs to rigโ€ โ€œI voted for Peter Obi in 2023 but โ€ โ€œAll politicians are the sameโ€ Remember that Tinubu signed 4000 influencers and this is their usual tweet templates. Know them when you see them.
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Like clockwork
Shaping up to be another low quality Premier League season. Arsenal are very complete but City have lost successive games and their wins are pretty much meaningless, thatโ€™s another loss for Liverpool, Chelsea are erratic while Bournemouth and Spurs - winless three weeks ago - are now in the top eight. It is not difficult to merely compete.
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
The overreaction by Liverpool fans is just funny It's the same when big teams face us and lose You know Arsenal is a top 3 best club in Europe. You know we have the best defense in the world. You know our team is very disciplined Obviously, beating us would give you good motivation for your season. But do you respect us as one of the biggest teams currently? No You brag about the number of goals we'll eat when we face and when you lose by a goal margin, you start crying about it as if you lost to Coventry The banter era is over. Accept it
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SEE CAPTION SO NA BECAUSE OF MY SONG ARSENAL SIGN DECLAN RICE? YABA LEFT TRUE TRUE ๐Ÿ˜‚
"I introduced Declan Rice to Nigerians. Before I sang about him, nobody knew about him. It was after I sang about him that he blew up, and Arsenal discovered and signed him" โ€” Odumodublvck
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If you vote for Tinubu in this election, God will punish you. Since you don't want to fight for your rights but want to vote. Vote Peter Obi
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
The Arsenal boys weren't letting Mac Allister get away with that one ๐Ÿ˜ค
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Replying to @MeechAura
How I wish the players loves attacking and scoring like they love defending. They literally defend with their lives. The team will be unstoppable if that happens.
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Replying to @WGoatney
Give me that football please if I can be winning games and trophies like them
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FIGO ๐Ÿ’› retweeted
Bro Arteta is good. That Hincapie substitution, I dint understand it until I saw that Liverpool were loading the ball to Ngumoha. He pur Hincapie and Cala on that small boy. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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