@DonaldRiddle5

don’t look at my likes

 Chicago, IL
Joined April 2012
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Repeats to self: If Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie did it, so can I
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My drunk mother on James Marsden in Sonic the Hedgehog: “He was great in that Film”
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I am…angry
Disneyland Resort
@Disneyland2 Aug 2023
See Captain America hit the stage during the Disney100 Celebration at the Hyperion Theatre in Disney California Adventure® Park from now until August 31. Ticket and Park reservations required.

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Where am I?
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Idk why but this tickled me
Chance The Rapper
@chancetherapper26 Feb 2023
So I just got on this plane with my daughter, and found out our seats weren’t next to each other. I really ain’t wanna inconvenience anyone by asking them to swap seats, but before I could say anything this kind older gentleman offered his seat to Kensli so we could sit together. We both said thank you and as he stands up, I realize it’s THE Martin Short!! So cool and Kensli freaked out cause she’s obsessed with The Santa Clause 3. What an awesome person! SHOUTOUT TO JACK FROST
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Cher
@cher23 Sep 2022
MY PHONE IS DRIVING ME INSANE & THATS A SHORT#%?@(: TRIP…DONT EVEN HAVE TO 🛑 FOR ⛽️
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co-host@the_ari_gato7 Jul 2022
So anyway: Gen Z Jeopardy where instead of saying “what is…” when answering a question, they say “it’s giving…”
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When the Facebook settlement money hits
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My mom just sent me an audio message but dictated every piece of punctuation as if she was doing voice-to-text and it’s taking me outtt 😭😭
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The audacity of people to travel on an airplane at the exact same time that I am trying to travel on an airplane
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I’m tellin y’all!! Keep holding out and one day they’ll just be gone 💸😇👾
CNN
@CNN5 Apr 2022
The Biden administration is planning to extend a pause on federal student loan repayments through Aug. 31, an administration official says cnn.it/37gSq0g
Why was no one talking about this
Having one of those manic days where I don’t even want to look at my work but also feel compelled to paint my entire apartment and maybe build a table
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New phone, text
Donnie 👾@DonaldRiddle510 Sep 2021
Phone was stolen don't text
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Phone was stolen don't text
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Denormalize tv shows with 6 episode seasons
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BREAKING: The Chicago City Council voted 36-13 to create an elected board of Chicago residents to oversee the Chicago Police Department, enacting the most far-reaching police reform ordinance in the country.
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What is the most influential film of the 21st century so far and why is it White Chicks?
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priyanka@thequeenpri5 Jul 2021
thinking about a simple time where i never got hungover
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Forgetting about Twitter for the third time this year
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