Donnacha O Brien

I heard you paint holograms. New @DangerFarm sketch with @KristinaRYee @propermiss and @GreeneScreen. Music by the futurist @rachelnichuinn youtu.be/oQoNkcCvaYM

I’m told no one is better at disguises then you bowman. The plan is straight forward, I need you to convince the tailor he has a moth problem. If all goes well he will have to clear his inventory and we get the fabric. We will be dressed in linen suits just in time for summer.

Ok guys,I’ll have to say it again, if both of ye go in there it’s bound to arouse suspicion. People don’t normally see two robins together especially if those two robins are in a Jewellers. It’s a one man job, I’m sorry. Also it’s going to look so stupid if ye both wear watches

I don’t know if cats are capable of crying but Memories brought Christopher close to it #covideoparty

Not surprised but he is a big Macavity fan #covideoparty

Don’t know what he has against railway cats, I guess it’s envy #covideoparty

Christopher is judging these cats harshly, you would be surprised who he wants to fight #covideoparty

Jacobin I know you are angry but when your mission notes states that the target is a bird of pray you should have known what I meant. What were you expecting doves!

Listen if the other animals say they don’t trust you not to tell things back to me then that’s my fault I should never have named you Stockholm, it causes mistrust. Although you did tell me those things that they say so ya know they’re not wrong

Listen Christopher , I know you expected more from today but when I named you it never crossed my mind that it was connected to Christmas. Ill think of something next year, as compensation you can keep the tree you seem to like that but you must bring back all the food.

I’m leaving you here as a test. If you you don’t eating anything green then it’s a sign you have matured enough to guard the Christmas tree from what did you say tried to eat it last year a reindeer from the city or someplace like that.

Cousin Christopher you can stay here for as long as they are still out there hunting you to make fancy fur mittens.However if you go near the vintage speakers I will play the sounds of muffled claps the second you go near them.

Did I travel all this way as no bullock on the main land will come near the farm because of the goat. Well ya but I also reckon ye island boys would know how to fight him. Welcome aboard, your insurance is voided.