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Dont Think So

@DontThinkso555

(Insert clever bio joke here.) My ghost is @ghostthinkso555

 Somewhere in the middle
Joined February 2017
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Someone near me on my flight keeps farting. I’m convinced the couple next to me thinks it’s me.
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Come on, hotel. What is this bullshit?!?
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Patient: Do I have Mad Cow Disease? Doctor: It’s not Mad, just Disappointed Cow Disease. Patient: Awww, everyone knows that’s even worse!!
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Very interested in the second half of this book
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I miss Twitter. Because X…
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Watch my grandma’s retirement home’s improv troupe #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking
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Watch an unabridged preschool production of Hamlet #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking
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My roommate gets furious when I call her my roommate. You’d think she’d mellow out after 19 years of marriage. #MyRoommateIsWeird
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A Song For David Pumpkins #AddAWordMakeASongFall
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P.S.L. I Love You #AddAWordMakeASongFall
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Graphic designer: Nailed it!
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity
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Barenaked Ladies In Front of the Entire Class #Nightmare90sBands
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Away in a Manager #PutASongToWork
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I’m Only Human (Resources) #PutASongToWork
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Time After Overtime #PutASongToWork
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It’s a Wonderful High Life #DrunkChristmasMovies
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Straight up, in a tumbler #MyChristmasSpiritIn5Words
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity
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