@DorksinDungeons

Improvised Comedy meets Fantasy Role-playing Games! https://xitter.cf/t.co/EBYjqsB7cg https://xitter.cf/t.co/gcYv8wfnxi

 Portsmouth, NH
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Joined November 2012
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Soon. 🎲🪄⚔️🎲 xitter.cf/halcon_scificon/status…
Hal-Con SciFi Con@halcon_scificon25 Oct 2022
Dawn of the Third day, 36 hours remain! Come on and get your game on at Hal-Con, if you haven't gotten your tickets yet there's still time: buff.ly/3K9cMI5
Are you ready for another night of epically funny improv heroics this Thursday night at @3SARTSPACE ? Show starts at 8pm! #improv #comedy #adventure #theatre
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Join us tonight for some hilarious heroics! xitter.cf/DorksinDungeons/status…
dorksindungeons@DorksinDungeons26 Sep 2022
Are you ready for another night of epically funny improv heroics this Thursday night at @3SARTSPACE ? Show starts at 8pm! #improv #comedy #adventure #theatre
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Hard Drive@HardDriveMag21 Aug 2022
Report: Local Wizard About to Do Some Major Orb Shit hard-drive.net/report-local-…
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John Bull@garius10 Aug 2022
ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: This gold? ADVENTURER: We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: What? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it? ADVENTURER: Um... /1
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@BretDevereaux10 Aug 2022
Let's have a fun topic and talk about GOLD(!) or more specifically why medieval and fantasy settings which use 'gold' as the main currency are pretty much bonkers. And also what a more grounded currency system might look like! 1/
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Prepare for a massacre. The Overlord advances. Kingdom after kingdom has fallen. All that remains now are you and the Battle Bunnies, the "elite unit" of the Woodland Unity. You'll die beside bunnies. Or not because holy shit these little dudes have tanks? Why do they have tanks
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Sounds like a fun campaign! xitter.cf/HardDriveMag/status/15…
Hard Drive@HardDriveMag29 Jun 2022
Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun hard-drive.net/dungeon-maste…

Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun

SEATTLE — A group of Dungeons and Dragons players were horrified to discover that the campaign they had been playing for the... Continue reading this gem

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In a mere two-days from now, our award-winning #improv #comedy #RPG show is returning to live performances on stage at @3SARTSPACE in #PortsmouthNH! We hope to see you there, get your tickets now!
dorksindungeons@DorksinDungeons24 May 2022
We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at @3SARTSPACE
We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at 3S Artspace.

ALT We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at 3S Artspace.

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We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at @3SARTSPACE
We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at 3S Artspace.

ALT We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at 3S Artspace.

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Bodie H.@bodieh17 Mar 2022
Gobling wizards are the best wizards! No pants, all hat and cape.
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Drank the potion because of course you did. I don't even know what it was, I don't have the book for it. Well I only put it on the shelf because the bottle looked interesting in the art and I'd intended it to be mere scenery! So you might be dead next session, or maybe a squirrel
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Seth Skorkowsky@SSkorkowsky11 Nov 2021
Defining D&D Hit Points is always goofy. Physical damage or Hero Points, none of it fully works. Except... 1 HP = 1 pint of blood. Low-level, you lose 10HP, you bled out. High level PCs have 50 gal of blood at 4000psi. It sprays everywhere and combats look like Tarantino films.
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a witch who uses this thing to prepare her magic potions
coca cola freestyle

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c. j. linton@NearFutures2 Oct 2021
ttrpgs as teas, a thread 🍵☕:
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Dungeon Facts@DungeonFacts12 Sep 2021
New monster manual is *chef's kiss*
Janelle Shane@JanelleCShane12 Sep 2021
Because I so dearly love it when humans play along when computers ask for silly things, I have generated drawing prompts for #botober2021! I've managed to get GPT-3 to follow themes. Here's "animals". aiweirdness.com/botober2021/
Animals: - Opossumsaurus - Rainbow space walrus - The roars of roosters - Sluggalope - Adventurous stone chickens - Fricken WHALE - 4D Stegosaurus - 8-legged cat - Bearllionaire - Impossibly cute pudgy birds - Muppet sharks - Fluffy space lemur - Tiny shelled horses - Angry jelly doughnut - Roaring Ball of Feathers - Butter gliders - Dangerous swans - Gleaming toads - Worm That Ate Chicago - Teeter-totter-rattlesnake - Loud frilly cows - Way Too Much Cat - Steampunk platypus - Heavenly caterpillar - Elderly robot pug - 6 legged wombatquail - Angry eohippuses - Firefly squid - Porcelain squirrel - Fabled unicycle beavers - Godcockroach

ALT Animals: - Opossumsaurus - Rainbow space walrus - The roars of roosters - Sluggalope - Adventurous stone chickens - Fricken WHALE - 4D Stegosaurus - 8-legged cat - Bearllionaire - Impossibly cute pudgy birds - Muppet sharks - Fluffy space lemur - Tiny shelled horses - Angry jelly doughnut - Roaring Ball of Feathers - Butter gliders - Dangerous swans - Gleaming toads - Worm That Ate Chicago - Teeter-totter-rattlesnake - Loud frilly cows - Way Too Much Cat - Steampunk platypus - Heavenly caterpillar - Elderly robot pug - 6 legged wombatquail - Angry eohippuses - Firefly squid - Porcelain squirrel - Fabled unicycle beavers - Godcockroach

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Seacoast Outright is now on Discord!! We have created a chat space for LGBTQ youth, aged 13-18. Kids control the conversation, adults are just there for emergencies or if kids have questions. Join us every Monday and Wednesday from 5:00pm - 6:30pm.
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Grant Howitt@gshowitt29 Jun 2021
playing the new D&D game and it feels very out of place for it to be about a cataclysm sparked by a cursed soulstone that draws forth innumerable armies of darkness because every game of D&D that I'VE been involved in has been about four vagrants trying desperately to kiss an orc
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Pride is here, and we keep being proud because otherwise there is nothing left but wrath. This is NOT political. Politics doesn’t include who gets to be treated as human beings and who does not. Remember, Stonewall was a riot, Silence = Death.
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I am 1000% stealing this!
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