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When I was 10 years old, I was baptized at Easter mass. We locked ourselves out of the house and so, newly recognized as one of God's flock & still wearing my white baptismal dress, I crawled through a window that my dad pried open and saved the day.
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Update on the home reno I did last fall: BOTH lightbulbs have now burnt out and I'm going to have to do this again?? Suckers were like twelve bucks each, too!
I have just completed an enormous home reno. Removed a glass dome ceiling light, replaced bulbs, stowed ladder away ALL IN ONE DAY. Incredible achievement. I shall now rest.
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Took the great dane for his spring bath this afternoon. We are now both recovering from this ordeal, on separate couches.
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I wish we would stop fetishizing forgiveness and pay a little more attention to the healing power of incandescent rage
Gave my neurotic, aging Great Dane his first dose of CBD oil tonight and dude has never snored louder. I'm just sorry I didn't do this sooner, buddy.
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Not only is this my best streak (15 in a row!) it's also my best result. Solved in 2. I'm so smug rn it's fuckin alarming.
Wordle 228 2/6
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Took some photos of the sidewalks/intersections around the canary district this morning, 2 weeks post-blizzard. Some serious safety issues here. @311Toronto
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Getting a new couch off Facebook marketplace for the dog tomorrow. Yeah, I live a pretty full life.
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Partying with Death From Above 1979. I told Jesse F Keeler he had stupid hair (he did) and he said "Would you tell the Beetles to get a haircut?" I laughed in his face.
