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met a cute asian girl at a social gathering last month we hit it off immediately. good chemistry, easy conversation. then she mentioned she plays league. i locked in we traded discords to duo. she sent me her ign. i added her and did what any normal man does i checked her opgg 90% winrate on rengar in emerald every other champion on the account. 50% winrate lulu, janna, yuumi, karma this woman was BOOSTED. a couple days later we're both online and she wants to duo. sweet girl. so i hop on my smurf and duo boosted her from emerald to diamond over 10 games. she's thrilled. she's giggling in vc. she asks me on a date because shes so happy to have reached diamond I gathered all the evidence and tipped off my riot friend on twitter that her account was being boosted A couple days later she sends me a screenshot of her getting banned my smurf also got banned then i took her to one of the nicest restaurants in vancouver to cheer her up about the ban moral of the story i ruined this woman's ranked account watched her cry about it over discord took her to dinner and enjoyed the meals thoroughly Study the Saskio way