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chicago
Joined March 2011
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A reação dessa mulher antes e depois de descobrir que o Texas FINALMENTE votou pela democracia, após quase QUARENTA ANOS elegendo candidatos da extrema-direita 🥲
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Every word is my exact sentiment right now
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and while we’re at it fuck ronald reagan
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He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.
Congratulations Mr. President. Thanks be to God! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
It’s OK to use this meme now.
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Malden, we invite you to join us in commending Officer Stephen Bellavia on his retirement. After 37 years of devoted service to the Malden Police Department, he will retire on November 30, 2024, relinquishing his position as the most senior patrolman. Though he has never sought the limelight, his distinguished career undoubtedly deserves recognition. We, the Malden Police Department, extend our warmest wishes for a happy retirement and hope that his future endeavors bring him happiness and fulfillment. We have the watch from here. 🫡 💙 - @MaldenPDChief with Officer Stephen Bellavia.
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#HouseOfTheDragon Aegon: “Thank the Gods my brother is here! We will win the day!” Aemond:
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Me after finding a few random onion rings at the bottom of the fries
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Republicans think that they won last night. They did NOT win! Here's a video of a 'Covenant Mom' embracing expelled Tennessee Rep. Justin Pearson. - Make sure this video goes viral. - Make sure everyone knows what this man stood for and what Republicans stood against. - Make sure you never forget what happened last night in Tennessee and 9 days ago in Nashville! THANK YOU Tennessee Three!
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I’m an Austen purist. I demand that all Austen adaptations be historically accurate. Instead of filming them, audience members must visit country houses to watch the actors perform each scene. The runtime for Pride and Prejudice is 14 months, 3 days, and 7 hours.
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Today our school had to lockdown. The day after a shooting in Nashville. During state mandated standardized testing. We resumed testing immediately after the lockdown ended. Let’s not pretend we care about anyone’s mental health in this country.
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Richard III was founde yn a carparke. Probablye a compacte spotte. By cause the two-doors are alwayes puttinge themselves above hym.
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(a movie starts and a character is there) my mom: who’s that
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DeSantis banning AP African American Studies is a reminder of that old quote -- White privilege is when your history is the curriculum and every other history is an elective.
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"I married my best friend," gushed the bride, standing next to 6 women who spent $8K apiece to support & celebrate her in that life event.
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(completely overwhelmed) will do!
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If you get arrested and you go to jail and you’re wearing your contacts but like you need to take them out at night and u don’t have your glasses on you then are they gonna give you opti free or just let you be blind or will they let someone bring your glasses or no
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Yes life is hard now but in the early 2000s your coworkers could secretly nominate you for What Not to Wear.
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YAS ARGENTINA!!!!!! Now I need a nap
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Get yourself a nana who laughs with you when she says she didn't "get squid" at the store, but she "got crabs." The woman is 91 and still saucy.
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