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Lane Johnson retiring triggers a massive accelerated dead cap hit on 2026 and 2027 for the Philadelphia Eagles.
I explained at length, through several posts, some sloppier than others that this is going to be domino after domino. No one listened.
It's about to be BAD.
They have 24 players under contract in 2028.
Including Hurts, Dickerson, Lane, Saquon,
Try building a competitive roster with $120m minus void deals for Quinyon, DeJean, and more.
The majority of their cap will be dead cap.
From here to 2030+ will be hell for them.
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The Philadelphia Eagles built one of the NFL’s best rosters in recent years by exploiting an accounting trick. Now the team is struggling—and the bill is coming due. on.wsj.com/3UrxfBF
"I can go without heroin for 7 years, because the heroin from 2 years ago was so good"
It's just not how the human mind works lol. Eagles fans will need serious psychiatric help.
Replying to @DoubleOhT
I’ll take being a joke franchise for the next 7 years with those SBs. Small price to pay.
The crappy players run this team. They have zero coaching. It's a bunch of lazy and entitled guys on massive void contracts.
Howie Roseman is an idiot.
.@dallascowboys @Eagles can we at least get into our stance? please. Try to be ready at the snap...The fans were so sick of this effort that it wasn't worth it to BOOOO. They just left. #BaldysBreakdowns
Eagles fans: "We're tanking".
No, y'all genuinely suck. You can put zero effort into tanking, we're all just watching nature take its course.
The Eagles might have the least depth, and the least talent on offense, in the entire NFL.
Like they legitimately need to trade for Herbert and a receiver, but they can't afford it.
The Eagles are a joke franchise.
Owner inducts himself into the ring of fame.
First round pick getting ragdolled.
DeJean is getting bent.
Stowers is on IR in a jersey.
McKee throws meatballs.
Saquon is running with flat tires.
Fans aren't even there to boo.
Sad af.
If you found yourself here today, realize the following:
The NFL is desperately trying to pump international ratings.
This comes at a time when the broadcasters are strapped for cash, and want to renegotiate with the NFL after 2030.
The NFL wants 16+ international games per year.
The NFL wants an international franchise.
This is all part of broadening the brand of the shield.
After Colts vs Commanders, there was pressure on Philadelphia to play Hurts. Despite the medical ramifications, they did. They endangered his life. Period.
Digest all of that.
The NFL demanded the Eagles start Hurts to keep international ratings up. Philadelphia complied.
They played with Hurts life.
If this report is true, the eagle should be fine severely, punished by losing draft picks, and people should be fired.
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The report in the attached image is fabricated. Reporting and the official joint Eagles/agent statement confirm Jalen Hurts was medically cleared to play in London by team doctors and independent specialists with no threats of fines, suspension or contract breach.
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If you think this roster is the best of the decade, you're a fucking moron.
Hurts (half and half QB)
Barkley (Camry with 373,934 miles)
Smith (Built like a twig but a solid #2)
Goedert (Old, never elite)
Johnson (retired, HoF)
Mailata (Very good, not a leader)
Dickerson (Talent collapse)
Carter (Sometimes plays great)
Davis (1 dimensional)
Ojomo (yeah...)
Graham (Solid player)
Smith (Just no)
Baun (Quality, not elite)
Mitchell (Potentially Elite)
Dejean (Early ceiling, liability)
Replying to @DoubleOhT @PhillyProud12
Hurts
Barkley
Brown
Smith
Goedert
Johnson
Mailata
Dickerson
Jurgens
Becton
Carter
Williams
Davis
Ojomo
Graham
Smith
Sweat
Baun
Dean
Slay
Mitchell
Dejean
Rodgers
Gardner Johnson
Blankenship
Cry
















