@Doublelen

bury me with my tweets

Joined November 2010
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i have nothing but respect for the purveyor of morsels
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xitter.cf/Doublelen/status/18338…
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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the only thing i’ve ever found halfway interesting about this ethan klein character is how passionately devoted he is to the satisfaction of his obvious humiliation fetish. in this way the public continues to play into his hand
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wegoverconfidence
🌠@whylster_Oct 26
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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hermeneutically sealed
Nissehatt@hekwoysOct 24
“Hermetically sealed” sounds like a Renaissance demon-controlling technique derived from esoteric Neoplatonic theurgy, but actually refers to like a can of peaches. What’s up with that
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i am basking in the glow of the 2 followers i gained from my viral quote tweet
steven leonard@DoublelenOct 22
this is just a classic case of words not being sentences
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bro this is taking me out... to the ball game, that is
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this is just a classic case of words not being sentences
Vessel Of Spirit@VesselOfSpiritOct 22
it's unfortunate that there isn't an english word that unambiguously means "on what grounds do you believe what you just said to be true"
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i guess if you really want one word you could just shout “WHENCE?” at ppl
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"why am I letting a group of 12 stangers critique my intensely personal poem about my family trauma?" can you imagine someone expressing this same sentiment about a painting and being taken seriously?
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I was dead silent amidst boisterous, often cruel-seeming laughter at my packed YCSE showing in Baltimore, but I burst out a solitary "BUH-ha" when Holmes used the word "annealing" to describe her and her husband's love and nathan immediately checked her on it
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deleted scene from my now 5-year-old mock epic about elon musk
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a meta metaphor for more feta
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a strange answer but a perfectly legitimate one
True Nature@mira__joyceOct 21
Cant stop thinking about this question from the elizabeth holmes doc
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steven leonard retweeted
noah kulwin@nkulwOct 21
the third paragraph of this YCSE review by @ocksportello (which obviously has spoilers) is the best thing I've yet read on the movie bkmag.com/2026/10/21/you-can…

You Can See Everything, Unless You're in Prison

In the unlikely event that you clicked on this link without first watching 'You Can See Everything,' prepare for heavy spoilers.

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FIELDER: When you see this tweet, do you understand what's funny about it? HOLMES: I think so. Babies shouldn't be adult sized. FIELDER: But do you see the way he's talking? Do you see why he can't be talking like that? HOLMES: heh. Well, he's a baby, of course.
Thomas White@len0killer23 Jun 2021
Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂 Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
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there are some doors inside the human heart that only serve to remind you that you can't get this Busch's baked beans can open
Realistic Poetry International
@RealisticPoetryOct 20
Poets and writers, lend me your imagination. Finish this sentence: “There are some doors inside the human heart that only __________ can open.”
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"an online friend like whom you have no idea what they look"
🐣@chelinkajOct 20
“who you have no idea what they look like” makes my teeth ache but how the hell else would you phrase it that’s actually grammatically correct?
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ppl say they like destroyer and they put thief and city of daughters at the bottom. they put a bunch of b sides in their tier lists but never mention Ideas for Songs.
pk@quartermassOct 17
As a Bejar Scholar*, this my list
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imagining a booker prize winning novel called “Each Other’s Uncle”
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why was 5 afraid of several other numbers? cus 767s 10 2 1 2 9/11
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