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Grab a complimentary machete and get lost in my brainforest. Check out my new short Posthumous. Click the Vimeo link.

Brooklyn, New York
Joined May 2009
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A game theorist must beat a crime boss in RPS in order to save his daughter. Check it out! Share/donate if you can kck.st/2va0DuG
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Last day to get Community #HUT17TOTY items in #NHL17, or you could just...
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Well... that explains a lot. @BarstoolJordie @610Barstool @CharlieWisco teapawt.net/STKuenning/status/6008…
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.@DougSharf used your Haggadah for GW's Ultimate team seder. One laugh would have been enough, but it delivered. Dayenu! @Gdub_Ultimate
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ribs is an anagram for bris. seriously? you think that's an accident? #conspiracy #jewluminati #lagbomer #penis
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@cupofjoecoffey damnit joe I miss you. Did ur # change? I try to hit u up when I'm in LA <3 love u #bruinssuck
LAST NIGHT TO USE THE FUCKING HAGGADAH. 25K views! JUMP IN THE WINE JACUZZI thefuckinghaggadah.squarespa… #passover #Seder
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BEST. HAGGADAH. EVER. (Contains expletives) static1.squarespace.com/stat…
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@gabydunn except for 3am. is that witty? im drunk on manischewitz somehow. what's happening.
My man @DougSharf is undiscovered talent. Follow him and check out thefuckinghaggadah.squarespa… #passover
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@DougSharf this was the best decision ever. #prisonshankbone
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@theREALdanmeth hey dan. use "The Fucking Haggadah" to shake things up tonight! thefuckinghaggadah.squarespa… HAPPY PASSOVER #passover
UP TO 20,000 VIEWS. Use The Fucking Haggadah to shake things up tonight! thefuckinghaggadah.squarespa… HAPPY PASSOVER #passover #easter #brisket
I'm behind @birbigs at a coffee shop right now and I want to tell him he's awesome but he looks busy.