M.C. Yapper

BREAKING: MAGA Governor Kristi Noem desperately defends her decision to execute her dog Cricket for being "less than worthless" as a "hunting dog" and "untrainable." "I hated that dog," Noem writes in her new book, which contains the shocking revelation that she shot him with a gun in a gravel pit. She claims that he was "dangerous." "It was not a pleasant job but it had to be done," she writes in an excerpt obtained by The Guardian. "And after it was over, I realized another unpleasant job needed to be done." Her frankly disgusting attempt to exploit dog murder to present herself as a tough leader is horrifying Americans. It's unclear how she though that the revelation would go over, but Noem is already in damage control mode. She posted a screenshot of a Guardian article detailing the excerpt on Twitter (X) and tried to defend herself. "We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm," wrote Noem. "Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping, preorder 'No Going Back.'" Apparently it wasn't enough to just kill the dog, she wants to use him to sell more books. It's worth noting that Noem is one of the top contenders vying for Donald Trump's vice presidential slot. This is the kind of psychopath that flocks to him. Please retweet and ❤️ if you would never vote for a dog murderer like Noem — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb