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The first time I caught a shoplifter, was at 16 ('92). I watched him reach over the glass display and walk out. I followed him and said, "Hand it over." He handed me two glass Chameleon pipes and I told him not to come back. I still have one, because I never worked there.π€£
With @RobSandIA winning Iowa's governor race, we are now closer to legalizing cannabis than any time in my 50 years in this state. Our medical program consists of sneaking back from Illinois or Missouri and still paying less with gas added on. I'm pumped with optimism.ππ€£
There's no doubt I could make the USPS run smoother. A package from New Hampshire passed my house to stop in Des Moines, then it past my house again to stop in Milan, Illinois. It's now going to be late and has entered and left the state it was ultimately destined for.π
14 years ago, I bought this Russian M44 for only $169.99. Today I found out that it was only made at that factory (Tula) for one year (1944) and it's rare for all 4 serial numbers to match (#3407). It could be worth betwee $650-1,100 today. Better than crypto.π€£
All those negative ads in southeast Iowa got them nowhere. I now have a Democratic congresswoman (Bohannan), Democratic senator (Turek), and a Democratic Governor (Sand). Thanks to MAGA.π
What sounded like lightning cracks was a big ass tree that fell a few hundred yards from my house. It sounded old and huge. Probably where all the raccoons lived.
My town has less than 1,000 people, so I got out of my car and walked directly to the polling booth. Not a single person ahead of me in line.
This is one of many 30 round Halloween mag dumps my neighbor has done in the dark tonight. Volume up. You can hear his tiny finger getting tired.
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Host: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
Sometimes my brother acts like he doesn't know me, but he questioned my knowledge of coyotes calling during the daytime, so I surprised him with a handful of my coyote calls. He now wonders how we were raised so different with just 10 years between us.
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The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements.
"A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party.Β We are better than this. We have a responsibility to show it. Today we endorse Democrat Amy Acton for governor." cleveland.com/open/2026/10/wβ¦
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@bransennn Perfect lip sync as usual π
I've made it this far without ad-free YouTube, but these political smear commercials are getting old. No worries about dog eating, when they support women who blast their dog for being naughty.
I'm getting my view back. No more 7-foot wall of corn. Good bye, children of the corn and the raccoons darting out.
