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Every man has two life’s. and the second starts when he realises he only has one! 🇯🇲 🇿🇲

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Joined May 2020
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Since Chelsea signed Mudryk: 18 yr old Garnacho scored 2 goals, won a trophy, got called up for Argentina squad, got injured for 2 months, got new teeth, signed a new contract, got a new tattoo, impregnated his girlfriend, came back into the squad, scored a goal. Mudryk still hasn't scored a goal.
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Nah get him out. I don’t care wtf
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@UtdDistrict7 May 2023
Ten Hag on David de Gea: "We want him to stay and we want him to extend his contract." [via @lauriewhitwell]
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Stating the obvious here, but Wayne Rooney has and always will be a bigger Manchester United legend than Ronaldo
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Get the bag n get home safe ain’t nothing else out here but cold weather
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A£Z@YK1MOB9 Oct 2022
If you owe p , then hold that P, don’t worry about it , that’s old p £. 🤝🏿
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right me heads fuckin mashed and i am fuckin steamin. into these blue nose cunts United!!! 🇾🇪
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If it costs you your peace its too expensive
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The Shed, in May Bank, is now dishing up street food with dishes from all over the world. stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on…
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When you've come home late and you're arguing with the Mrs.
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I want the best for all my niggas
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You either getting money or watching somebody else get it
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Do u lot with jobs get extra holiday tomorrow or wat
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U reckon they got the queen sat in A&E with everyone else
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Trent when Klopp tells him to defend teapawt.net/MufccxiPrxince/status/…
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A guy snapped Boris Johnson on a raid of his own house? I don’t believe the UK is real sometimes 😭😭
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Free my man @antony00 🇧🇷
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P@qcm_p10 Jun 2022
Dont fuck up your progress trying to rush the process.
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wanna give liquor a break
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I already miss Manchester United ruining my weekend.
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