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Hahahaha that’s so funny oh no important people cannot send important emails anymore oh no hahahaha idiots
‘Code Grey’ declared at Toronto hospital network amid Microsoft outage cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…
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Lol well I did New Year’s resolution to take up cigarette smoking. It’s been going okay. Only smoked like 3 months outta the year. Kept quitting lol not doing is way easier than doing haha
Gen Z fueling tobacco sales as wild claims cigarettes are 'healthier' than vaping go viral: 'plant-based alternative' trib.al/tsOeuG2
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Cigarette volumes in the US continue declining (offset only by price hikes) and youth use is at historic lows per federal data; company growth is driven by smoke-free products, not traditional cigarettes or Gen Z anecdotes.
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First thing I noticed on our walk yesterday afternoon was The Boat acting all weird
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lol, looking forward to it cannot wait
🚨緊急速報🚨2026年11月13日金曜日に地球滅亡します。
科学ジャーナルに発表された研究
⚠️2026年10月29日
複数の望遠鏡が太陽表面から約150万キロメートルの地点で爆発したプロミネンスの出現を確認した。
ロシア科学アカデミー太陽天文学研究所によると、これは強力なG3-G4等級の磁気嵐を示す可能性があり、これは地球に影響を及ぼす可能性があります。
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In 2020, the Weston family was worth $9.3 billion. Today, they're worth $20.6 billion. While food bank visits in this country hit record highs. This is why I won’t shop at Loblaws, Supercentre, No Frills, Zehrs, or Fortinos. Food inflation is due to profiteers, not governments.
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75.8% OF 392 PATIENTS WITH CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME (ME/CFS) TESTED POSITIVE FOR BABESIA,
a parasite that infects red blood cells.
The test used was:
BLOOD SMEAR FOR HEMOPATHOGENS,
performed by Dr. Tarello
Link to the full study:
researchgate.net/publication…
According to the CDC, the Infectious Diseases Society of America (IDSA), and other leading institutions,
the blood smear is the test of choice (gold standard)
for confirming active babesiosis,
without the need for additional tests to start specific treatment.
If an adult, child, or teenager has been suffering for years from severe fatigue, brain fog, chronic pain, night sweats, morning stiffness, or symptoms that no one can explain… this finding deserves serious attention.
75.3% also tested positive for Bartonella;
33.4% for Borrelia (Lyme); and
27.8% for Mycoplasma.
Share if you know someone struggling with ME/CFS, Post-Treatment Lyme Disease Syndrome (PTLDS), Fibromyalgia, Multiple Sclerosis (MS), or another condition considered autoimmune.
Emshay* retweeted
Over twice the risk of dementia associated with statin use. They also found a dose-response relationship.
"Statin use was associated with significantly increased dementia risk in both cohorts (discovery: adjusted HR 2.22; replication: adjusted HR 2.54)."
frontiersin.org/journals/pha…
Emshay* retweeted
Higher grocery chain markups have cost Canadians $18 billion since 2020. ⬇
canadiandimension.com/articl…
The chairman of Loblaw Companies said it’s not true that grocers control prices during a talk at the Fairmont Royal York hotel Friday. thestar.com/business/loblaws…
Emshay* retweeted
I believe Sam Altman breathing oxygen is wasteful.
In the early 2000s, me and mine had LAN parties. On an island. Zero millennials involved. All Gen X guys who could network a LAN.
I've decided to open a retirement home specifically for millennials.
Instead of bingo, we'll have LAN parties.
Instead of physical therapy, we'll play Wii Sports.
Every room comes with a PlayStation 2, a CRT television and a computer running Windows XP.
The cafeteria serves Pizza Pockets and Capri Sun.
Visiting hours are strictly enforced because we're all introverts now.
And every Friday night, a staff member will walk around telling us to get off the computer because someone needs to use the phone.
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