Full-stack developer, WordPress Core Committer, Inventory/Order Fulfillment Geek, Halloween & Christmas lights fanatic(@LightsOn14th), & pilot.

Starke, FL
Joined December 2016
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someone please watch this video im going to fucking shit myself and die its so joyful
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As long as it includes a public flogging of the douche bros
Can we start a GoFundMe for this guy A Hard-working father who wants to be at home with his kids In America, hard work is punished while laziness and goofiness are rewarded.
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Ernie my goat
BREAKING: Ernie Johnson announces that this will be his final season
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BREAKING: Ernie Johnson announces that this will be his final season
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‘Mickey’s Christmas Carol’ will air on ABC for the first time since 2003 on November 25th.
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More money, more time and flying less will not make spaceflight safer or make us more effective at achieving our objectives. We are done defending the status quo. We are not going to compromise NASA’s effectiveness or capability trying to appease every constituency and, in the process, satisfy no one. We are here for the mission, focused on executing @POTUS’ national space policy, achieving the objectives entrusted to us and delivering the kind of world-changing headlines worthy of America’s space program.
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So much of the climate hysteria is just aimless guilt roaming the earth in search of futile acts of atonement.
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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"No Politics Zone" === Our Politics Zone
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I expect my husband to say yes to sex. Not every time, but most of the time. But for some reason because I'm a woman..that expectation is reasonable. But reverse it... if a man has an expectation that his wife says yes, most of the time that is seen as coercion and pressure. EXPECTING your spouse to do their best to be sexually available, regardless if it's the woman or the man shouldn't be seen as anything but NORMAL.
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Light Show community is weird. With Claude, so many folks are coming up with their own audio sync solutions. But one guy was first about 1.5 years ago. Now, many are actively simping for him when a different solution is proposed by others. 1/X
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What many don't realize is the first mover was AI coded as well. But, his version runs on HIS servers with minimal control. Many new attempts run on your own infra, and you have control.
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But, the simps are out in full force saying "Why build this when XXX exists?" because they have no clue who they're simping for
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I will never forget the day that I watched Democrats refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska’s mother at the State of the Union. It was so shockingly evil, that even while I watched it, I could barely believe it. Honestly, I still can’t. It was so insanely radicalizing.
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I’m done with @AmericanExpress platinum card. It was worth $900 a year when you could get into lounges with it. There was some exclusivity. Now every low class reject gets in. An hour waitlist and then when you finally get in, it’s people on speakerphone, screaming, acting like it’s a Carnival cruise. Amex has been enshittified. I’ll save my 895 bucks a year.
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Waiting on the inevitable CSS2Shell
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The fattest shit i’ve heard is finding out people snack while showering?? What the fuck
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"A harmless man is not a good man. Goodness requires the capacity for violence, and the discipline to keep it sheathed."
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Lord bless me with the confidence of a "security expert"
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No sweeter feeling as a father to hear this reaction from your kids
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