Project Hail Drooby

Lmao is that a fucking shoe

Take away @jaynovel shoelaces

Listening to @woodtalkshow and nobody caught the Chappelle Show reference from @MattCremona in the beginning?

The most unrealistic part in Halloween: Resurrection is Sara hiding from Michael with a completely silent running gas powered chainsaw.

5 minutes past the hour and Apple’s site won’t let you pre-order the iPhone Duo yet Thankfully Verizon did

The @FOXSports #NLCS promo “you never know how many days are in October”

No football havin ass tuesdays and wednesdays

Holy shit @Commanders lmao

Pretty happy with this lineup.

Every time.

I think the @Vikings just need to back the Brinks truck up to his house and get @TomBrady for one last ride so we don’t waste this defense; and more importantly, our kicker.

Felt sick to my stomach watching the second half of the Vikings game. Like, offense was totally anemic. A win is a win but damn that was ugly. #skolvikes

I said, in jest, that the hardest part about being a school teacher these days is performing the sex change operations before kid’s go home. (Paraphrasing). The old lady in the house that watches Fox News all day long was like “yeah, that’s right.”

Lame no football havin ass Wednesdays

Lmaooooo fucking @K1

I love how I can now just play a game and hear a voice and be like…that’s @TroyBakerVA

Rolled credits on @dtopiainc what a charming game

Under Your Scars by @godsmack sounds like it was written to be the title track to a James Bond movie

Absolute banger 🔥

Remember what they took from you.