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Julia Montague ⟹ parody.

@DrivenByScotch

❝𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞.❞ ➜PARODY ➜MDNI ͟͟͞͞➳∞ .

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𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝔂 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀, 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓘 𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘵 𝘏𝘰𝘯. Julia Montague. Prime Minister. >AU. Pansexual. Ships w/chem. < > Mirrored replies. MDNI, 18+.
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“Because you’ve always been a terrible liar when it comes to me.” Julia let out a slightly exasperated sigh. “I don’t give a crap about the keys Rhae. You on the other hand, I do give a crap about.”
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“That won’t be necessary.” Julia replied, waving her hand in a dismissive manner. “Rhaenys…” her brows knitted together. “Why don’t you tell me what’s going on, hmm?”
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Hah, accurate statement right there.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 20
… @DrivenByScotch
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Perhaps.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 17
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“Barely.” Julia let out a soft chuckle, rolling her eyes. “Could have at least sent me a text, I do check my phone when I wake up you know. Well, I’m glad you decided to crash here at least it’s safe.”
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“You scared the life out of me.” Julia replied, rolling her eyes at the other woman. “So what brings you to my humble abode before I have consumed coffee?”
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Mm, that’s what I thought.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
I'm not posting those for everyone to see.
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Unless you want to end up on a scavenger hunt, you will be patient and behave.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
Still waiting on that Switch 2. At this rate, she's just going to get it with her own money. Abi and Jules can get mad at her for it later.
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That is accurate. Well, there is one difference.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
𑣲⋆｡˚ What your camera roll would look like if Cori was your girlfriend.
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“Jesus!” Julia almost jumped out of her skin, stopping dead in her tracks. She had been on her way to the kitchen for her morning coffee when she unexpectedly stumbled across her former wife who was sprawled out, asleep on her couch. @Drag0nsgoddess.
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You would be correct.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
Uh…. And if I say this is me and @DrivenByScotch?
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“Is that so?” Julia let out an uncharacteristically audibly warm chuckle, something she did not often do in public. The blondes smile was rather captivating. After a brief moment she returned her hand to her side, a slight smile tugging at the corners of her lips. —
‍ ‍ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴 ‍ 𝙲𝙾𝚆𝙿𝙴𝚁 . (@troublemouth) profile picture‍ ‍ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴 ‍ 𝙲𝙾𝚆𝙿𝙴𝚁 .@troublemouth12 Jul 2024
Replying to @troublemouth @DrivenByScotch
« time we finally meet.” An amused laugh; a soft joke, yes, but not necessarily untrue. As the Nation’s second-only female ( presenting ) PM, Julia Montague was an absolute sensation.
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— “It’s been a while since someone has had the… balls to give me a decent, firm handshake. Nothing worse that a soft-co…” she cleared her throat, subtly glancing around before returning her gaze to the other woman’s striking features. —
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— “There is nothing worse than a limp handshake, mmm I’m supposed to be on my best behaviour tonight. Oops.”
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Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
𑣲⋆｡˚ Cori being a helpful service puppy to her political milfs. Woof woof.
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“Oh, oh my. That smells delicious, and you…” Julia’s gaze roamed down and back up the younger woman’s body. “look absolutely delicious.”
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
Cori showed up on Julia's doorstep about half an hour later, bearing gifts of course. She had a home-cooked meal and flowers in her arms. Best of all, she was wearing the older woman's clothes, which she seemed to like seeing the hacker in. A blouse that was just a bit —
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Yes, I am famished.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
…I’ll be right over, do you want me to bring dinner?
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Okay, well that was an absolute prick of a day.
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Two packs just sitting here in front of me.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
Pokémon cards?
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I just arrived home, feel free to pop by. I may have a surprise waiting for you.
Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ (@HaughtyHacker) profile pictureCorinna. ⋆Parody⋆@HaughtyHackerMay 16
.✦ ݁˖ @DrivenByScotch .✦ ݁˖ Uh, please come back immediately I need someone to buy me Pokémon cards (that I can afford on my own) and scratch behind my ears, thank you.
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