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Wikipedian, serial punster, history geek, a literal micro manager. Happy and full life, no compromise. Art by @FatimaAlHashimi

Bahrain / UK
Joined August 2011
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me: *down on my luck, sleep deprived, hungry, shot through the heart, left in a ditch* patient: "رحم الله والديك" me:
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there’s an anime entirely about this
people say "no one is going to save you" to try and motivate depressed people to try and better themselves as if that's not the most suicide inducing phrase ever
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Robert Pattinson is so employed that it scares me
First look at ‘THE TAKE’, starring Robert Pattinson, Denzel Washington and Daisy Edgar-Jones. The thriller follows a bank guard, a teller, and a master thief who are caught in a deadly game of deception. Releasing January 15 on Netflix.
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fireworks should not be sold to the general public
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preparándome para contarle a mi psicóloga que mi estabilidad emocional repentina se debe a un mmorpg
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cant believe im missing kirk at comic con
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came back from vacation and desperately need another one already.
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You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
this is my vent art
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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This has always been one of the wildest videos in existence to me. The peace and tranquility, birdsong in the background and water crashing being interrupted by the most destructive force we’ve ever created is such a perfect metaphor for our effect on the natural world
esse registro mostra a explosão de uma bomba atômica debaixo d'água
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not to pose the question on main but lowkey why are giraffe tongues kinda freaky
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all this stock market thing has taught me how fake money is
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The meowdle East🐈
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I hate sf halloween, what do you mean you’re going as survivorship bias
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Halloween cosplay in China has reached its peak...😭😭
只有参与市场投资的人 才能理解万圣节,这两位扮演的恐怖成份
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C’est le tweet le plus terrifiant que j’aie jamais vu.
Dans 3 ans, 2010 sera il y a 20 ans
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nothing radicalises you to classism like waiting for the priority lane people to board the plane first
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brother, is this an ETHERNET PORT
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Your future doctor is out here shitposting on twitter
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i wanna see this company crash and burn so hard for what theyve done to ruin everyones daily lives
BREAKING: OpenAI cuts its funding target by $10B to $20B and slashes its valuation target from $1.4T to $1.25T, per FT. The move comes as investor concerns over AI spending grow and tech stocks face a major sell-off.
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everything i learned about ao3 has been against my will
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for halloween, i went as a tired overworked doctor
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