
Wikipedian, serial punster, history geek, a literal micro manager. Happy and full life, no compromise. Art by @FatimaAlHashimi
Bahrain / UK
Joined August 2011
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me: *down on my luck, sleep deprived, hungry, shot through the heart, left in a ditch*
patient: "رحم الله والديك"
me:
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Robert Pattinson is so employed that it scares me
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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This has always been one of the wildest videos in existence to me. The peace and tranquility, birdsong in the background and water crashing being interrupted by the most destructive force we’ve ever created is such a perfect metaphor for our effect on the natural world
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i wanna see this company crash and burn so hard for what theyve done to ruin everyones daily lives



































