Professional advice to get you through drought conditions

Joined January 2014
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@DroughtTips I'm having a friend from Washington send me some of the good stuff!
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This is the face of the extravagantly wealthy Big Nut tycoon who's bleeding California's water supplies dry
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@droughttips Hydrocarbonated water
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@DroughtTips I've been washing my hands 50 times a day instead of 100 so a meteor won't destroy the Earth. #ocddroughttips
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Sometimes I get sad when I lose a Twitter follower, but then I think maybe that person died and I feel better.
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@DroughtTips save the bathwater when throwing the baby out.
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@DroughtTips y'all have the driest sense of humor on here I swear
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Passing on a message from the Rain to @DroughtTips: "How you like me now??"
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.@DroughtTips Also, fight back if attacked.