Rude_Randy

Early arrival #ps5 let’s goooo! Thank you @PlayStation @Sony @PS5only

General population: “sweet i can buy boardwalk” #HedgeFund CEOS:

Officially have AC in the entire house... catch me in pajama pants homie.

Still trying to find my scene....

If getting out of the shower before rinsing you’re conditioner was a sport, I’d be top ranked.

That #PS5 is gonna look so sexy on my new gamer desk. Matches the whole thing

Curious how many “#quarantine connections” will remain together once #COVID__19 lockdown passes..

No man should have to change his ways to find a girl, cause when they do, they’ll become more distance from who they are.

I just called my dog a stormpooper.. n never laughed so hard in my life. #thisis30s

Is there a term for the fetish of girls with boyfriends? Cause that seems to be what I’m into.

I’m seriously waiting for @joerogan to have gamer on his cast?! How come it hasn’t happened yet? He knows their roll

Can someone tell me how i can ask @awonderland to marry me, with out her thinking it’s for her music? But rather that i really want to marry Alexandra?

Shout out to @Heineken ‘s poor marketing, for ruining my sobriety

Motivation that’s driven by loved ones or interpersonal conversations , will never last.

I swear chicks know when you about to be new and approved n try to get ya before you’re at your best 🤣

How can colleges say they’re losing money by not airing sports yet claim their ATHLETES are just students?

#Dogs will bark and whine cause they need to go outside... then take 32 min to find the right smelling place to pee.

I don’t fuck on the first date. I date after the first fuck. #trybeforeyoubuy

It’s called fuck-facing