Dual -2 Pair- Wield

That Fright Wave tho... #WatchGulfCity

My girl just told me I'm gunna get "chunks of taco" in my face Chat, is she hitting on me?

Ayyo, where on the spectrum can a nerd get those antique lighters?

Me yelling at christmas about an eliete club of kiddie diddlin sex magicians doesn't sound so crazy now, does it, mom?

She doesn't know I have 72/75 Blueprints in Arc Raiders 🤫

AI still can't identify songs better than Shazam ever did? I WANT TO MISQUOTE AND HUM A MELODY AGAIN

Is there a slur for people with Ozempic face? Asking for a friend.

My only problem with @ARCRaidersGame is no facial hair. You're telling me every man is clean shaven in a post-apocalyptic world?

I wonder if there is somebody out there whose entire personality revolves around raisins.

Everything I thought made me unique is out the window, I now enjoy telling other adults I was born without my wisdom teeth and watching them get angry with me.

If another punch came, the dude could have bit off his tongue.

This is enough to make this man American right?

I don't 'feel old' you 'feel old' Who else caught the nostalgia giggles?

I've always had the urge to pocket sand a Khajit with catnip.