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Have you ever caught a nurse doing something they should not have?
I was kept in overnight for observation. The nurse's station was near by my bed and in the wee hours there was a congregation of 5 or 6 nurses gathered.
One started taking about another nurse, not present:
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O ga ooooo.
Everything is just a power play. It's always about their interests.
Fubara sha, surrender to his master.
A whole mature adult man, standing in the midst of a crowd, sounding like this?
How are his loved ones taking it? I pray my enemy never finds himself in this position. How low can one go?
So unfortunate!
The godfather Never Sleeps, they said it's a book. I should read it.
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There’s a tweet I posted here two weeks ago, an unverified mutual of mine insulted me. I didn’t even react to his insult neither did I block him. On that particular day the holy spirit descended on me and gave me calms.
Tell me why another unverified handle came and insulted my unverified mutual back. They began to go back and forth. These guys fought for good one week plus. I didn’t block any of them, they cursed their generations that are yet to come.
Anytime I get their notifications I will smile and say “look how God put a disaster in the camp of my enemies.
Sometimes just sit and relax and allow God to fight your battles. I was only angry because non of them have a blue tick.
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My daughter wants her boyfriend to sleep over, and I honestly don’t know what to do.
So my daughter is 19 and in college now.
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Your mom is really a cheat damn it, what an audacity
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Anytime a woman agrees to marry you, just know that she has a long list of things to change in you.
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If you can't be a pharmacist, marry a pharmacist. If you can't marry a pharmacist, become a pharmacist's in-law. Don't say I didn't give you the update 🧏♂️
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Found out my husband (32M) is upset that I (27F) haven’t bounced back “as fast” as he wants. What am I supposed to do?
I had a baby some 5 months ago and it’s been a struggle to get back to my pre-baby body. I still have all my baby weight and I’ve been struggling with my diet
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What happens if a woman giving birth doesn't push? Won't the baby fly out anyway? If so, why do we make them push?
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An old midwife told me the following story:
In the fifties, when birth out of wedlock was still a disgrace, girls who got pregnant would be given the of opportunity to live in the quarters above the midwifery school (Zaria) under the following condition that they would allow
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Three sisters get married on the same day and the next day their mother asks them about the wedding night.
The next day their mother asks Mary, “Mary, I heard you screaming last night. What happened?”
Mary, “Mom, you taught me to scream when something hurts.”
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Why do so many people died while sitting on the toilet?
Dying while defecating is due to a rare syndrome called "fecal syncope."
Can doctors pick this up and explain















