Building an international corgi empire

Joined August 2011
Your human problems do not concern me
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Broke: BRICS Bespoke: JESUS (Japan, El Salvador, United States)
El Salvador is our greatest ally.
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Building a larger PC case so I can put fish in it
I need to start keeping fish again, but the only valid spot is right above my computer
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Babygirl peed during a diaper change and I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a girl pee before
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Frogo retweeted
Bukele, like Musk and Trump, serves the incalculably important role of resetting people’s understanding of what is possible. In all three cases, I expect their ultimate impact will be measured less by what they did than who they inspired
Muchos mensajes, análisis y comentarios como este, asegurando que las pandillas de Haití no son como las de El Salvador; que son sanguinarias, que están fuertemente armadas, que nadie ha podido vencerlas, que todas las misiones han fracasado, que estamos cayendo en una trampa, que no sabemos a lo que nos enfrentamos, que será nuestra ruina, que vamos camino a nuestro Waterloo. Pero cuando Dios nos conceda la victoria, los mismos que hoy dicen todo eso cambiarán su discurso. Dirán que siempre fue fácil, que cualquiera podía hacerlo, que las pandillas de Haití no eran tan peligrosas como se pensaba. En fin, nunca los hemos escuchado y no vamos a empezar ahora. Todos los que se han enlistado son creyentes y hemos encomendado esta misión a Dios, mientras que las pandillas de Haití son satánicas y es de conocimiento público que hacen sacrificios humanos. Dios nos concederá la victoria. El Creador del Universo está con nosotros. Deuteronomio 28:7 “Jehová derrotará a tus enemigos que se levantaren contra ti; por un camino saldrán contra ti, y por siete caminos huirán de delante de ti”.
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Ok the camera men at the Texas game are clearly focusing on Indian bros on purpose
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I watched all 70 hours of game of thrones in three weeks if you’re wondering how much you end up holding a newborn. Watched The Departed and The Town back to back last night
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Little dog’s first time smelling a grill
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BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy has called to abolish weekends to help Ohio compete “Stop pretending like you get any weekend studying done” Ramaswamy is quoted saying to a symposium of black voters. “I’ve seen how many half bottles of Hennessy y’all buy from my father’s shop”
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You just have to learn how to talk to boomers “Sir we have reason to believe Iran is hiding a nuclear facility at the DNC convention”
I will die on this hill: if you want Trump to brute force his way to break a Color Revolution, you expect him to arrest or kill millions of people. Trump is not that guy, pal. He’s not that guy.
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Little dog’s first time smelling a grill
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Sometimes you just have to un-invite a hoe from the Halloween party
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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"Carved from a 1000 year old oak tree, Wendingo bone core, 6 inches which is short but makes it great for carry conceal and quick draw. Handle wrapped in Bigfoot leather. It's illegal in Hogwartz, lucky for you, this is Texas."
“Now this one here’s special… redwood, 18 inches, unyielding, and the core… chupacabra fang. This baby’s illegal to sell in 15 states… luckily you’re in Texas”
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If a beer is over 10% it should have to clearly state that on the label in a font larger than three millimeters
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Very good pumpkin spice imperial this year, better than the last one I had
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I caught the bathroom gecko and once again spoiled their plans to die in my house
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I need to start keeping fish again, but the only valid spot is right above my computer
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Frogo retweeted
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I caught the bathroom gecko and once again spoiled their plans to die in my house
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A Europa será destruída por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
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