that one friend who is named: Me!

Joined December 2023
they said once i graduate college i’ll be eight hundred feet tall
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i can jump really really high i just don’t want to right now, i’m just kinda busy with other stuff and like idk maybe later like when i’m feeling more enthusiastic about it? yeah i’m just like kinda not in the mood right now, but you’d be fucking shocked
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when i was in the fourth grade it was my birthday:)
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they said once i graduate college they’re just gonna set me in a patch of grass and watch me skip and play
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once i graduate college theyre gonna let me just sit in a. room for the rest of my every single day and drink water and be very very happy
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they said once i graduate college i’m allowed to do this forever
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i like photos where i look more like a creature than a human woman #WRETCHED #HAUNTED #VACANT
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i would be much more effective as a gracious unicorn than a human girl
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the earth is sorta just a biiiiiiiiiig circle🌎 we live there☺️
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can i put my (me!!!) right near to u
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my dad texted this to me like 2 years ago 😁
I've definitely shared this before but it's so good for being from 1916
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EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS SO INTERESTING AND COOL.
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I REALLY JUST FUCKING LOVE IMAGES.
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HELLO WORLD IM JIMMY. IM EXCITED TO BE ALIVE. AND TO BE EXACTLY LIKE THIS SMILING FOREVER:)
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daughter name Jimmy retweeted
.@Adobe I am going to hang myself and it's all your fault
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i feel normally about music and people and places and like stairwells and airplanes- like they don’t have any extracurricular associations it’s just sorta standard thoughts i ever have :)
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i’m addicted to eating kiwis and like it’s actually causing harm to my fucking life but it just feels too fucking good.
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