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Drunk off half a rum and coke and Newark aiprort There’s thousands of lantern flies outside the windows, taunting me. They’re toying with me. Their day of reckoning will come
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Just when the football game is over Another football game rears its ugly head
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saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary
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Should I: A) Quit B) Celebrate C) Eat a gummy and chill
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Todayyyyyyy I met who I’m gonna beeeee From now onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and he’s a piece of shit
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Huge
Wallace and Gromit are being added to PowerWash Simulator in March.
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I feel like Batman or halo
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What do you mean a box of Frosted Flakes is $7.50?
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I get so excited about watching movies with my family till I remember how they watch movies 20 minutes into Conclave and it’s been paused for an hour and I’m the only one on the couch
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I’m sorry but this is evil
They're calling it the most addictive substance since crack cocaine
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They hit me with the Havana Syndrome gun I woke up with a fever today
Mr. President I have received your message to me. I understand what you are asking me to do.
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Danny Brown’s just doing anything these days Love to see it
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Mr. President I have received your message to me. I understand what you are asking me to do.
Folks, there's an actual bank CEO who named his boat "Overdraft." I can't make this stuff up. It's because, for too long, overdraft fees have been cash cows for big banks. My new rule finally curbs those excessive fees.
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Top movie of the year vs. bottom movie of the year
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GOD THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING GOOD
The full trailer for The Brutalist is here and she’s gorgeous.
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Luigi…. Chappell Roan straightvestigation…. Jay z sex pest allegations The timeline is insane rn
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Hilarious considering my main beef with Reynolds is how his sense of comedy REEKS of trying way too hard
Ryan Reynolds defends comedy acting after he's mocked for participating in Variety's "Actors on Actors" series for playing Deadpool. “Dramatic work is difficult. And we’re also meant to see it’s difficult, which is one of the reasons it feels visceral and effective. Comedy is also very difficult. But it has an added dimension in that it’s meant to look and feel effortless. You intentionally hide the stitching and unstitching. I think both disciplines are beautiful. And both work beautifully together. Comedy and drama subsist on tension. Both thrive when subverting expectation. Both thrive backstopped by real emotion. And both are deeply subjective." Read more here: variety.com/2024/film/news/r…
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