Happy Birthday @stop. Hope you had a great day.

Gee @tedcruz, could you look more smug? #SOTU

So @scopely the Amalgam is paywalled?!? Lame.

When you get a text from @BrewDad life is good. #bbcfamforlife

You know, besties is a term thrown around casually these days. It’s easy to call someone a bestie. Do they pick up the call on the first ring? Mine did and always does.

Thanks to @KCbeerchick I do an annual check in. We’ve got two wolves in us. A good one, and a bad one. And they both want to eat. We just got to feed that good one more than the bad one. #AlrightAlrightAlright – at Vancouver, WA

And, let’s be clear @apple, removing headphones reduces material consumption, but also reduces costs and boosts profits, so the altruistic move may not be the best play. – at Vancouver, WA

Oh, @Apple, 11% faster than this, 14% faster than that, 50% faster than the other guy, without benchmarks is meaningless marketing drivel. – at Vancouver, WA

So @Apple, you do realize when you have an event that invokes Siri so many times, that happens to us at home right? – at Vancouver, WA

Damn. Rip Tasty. You were a giant on the beer world. The beer world shines a little less bright.

Son of a biscuit eater. My @BSGCraftBrewing Steal Your Face sticker died and fell off my Vanagon. I need another. @JakeDKeeler can you hook me up? I’ll trade in kind.

This is great @Safeway. Too bad it’s not being enforced. I’ll shop elsewhere. #notsosafe

I would love to talk to @kevinbacon for 10 minutes. Just 10. No fanboy bullshit, just a chat.

Listening too @TheMoth and all I can think about is reading a story about a spoon and @JohnMetta. I need to get to Hood River. – at Vancouver, WA

A gift from my Mom today. My Grandmother’s copy of The @goodhousekeeping Cookbook. Complete with handwritten notes! I am totally going to make some of these recipes over the next few weeks, lard requirements be damned! #eatathome #likeyouhaveachoice #cook #cooking #food #f…

Gift from my Mom today. My Grandmothers 1947 Ed of The Good Housekeeping Cookbook. I am totally going to make some of these recipies over the next few weeks! #eatathome “likeyouhaveachoicenowright #food #foodie #foodiechat #cook #cooking #goodhousekeeping

Slovotsky's Law: Doing the best thing right away is much better than doing the second-best thing after much hesitation. I didn't say it's easier, mind, just better. From a Joel Rosenberg fantasy book I read many years ago. Still good advice.

Hey @budweiserusa, a bottle opener on a twist off? 😂 Still a good commercial though.