Dumb Eaters

#dearcustomer this is a restaurant. Not your house. Put your damn shoes on.

#dearcustomer you don't get to make Monday jokes. You're the reason why they suck. #dontsaycaseoftheMondays

#dearcustomer when I say hello or how are you, immediately ordering is not the appropriate answer.

The best part of a Sunday? Trying to use the Church tracts #dearcustomer left me to pay my bills.

#dearcustomer loves to slide that money at me on counter, and I take joy that it pisses them off when I do it back. Oh you don't like it???

#dearcustomer if you're screaming at a teenager who made a simple mistake, you no longer get to come out in public. If it was your kid....

#dearcustomer Staring at me won't make your order come faster. It will just make this wait incredibly awkward

#dearcustomer if they do it the way you like at that other restaurant, why are you here?

#dearcustomer again, I repeat myself. If the door is locked, don't knock and ask if we are open. 30 minutes after we close.

#dearcustomer it's fast food not instant food. So it still has to cook. But if you want it raw.... No, you just want to complain

#dearcustomer unfortunately you try this more than you realize. And it was tried again today.

#dearcustomer if the lights are off and doors are locked with no one in sight to help, then no we aren't open.Is it really this hard to get?

1st #dearcustomer of the day. Chewing gum like a cow chews cud while ordering. That's disgusting, lady.

#butwouldjesusleaveafakemoneytract?

#dearcustomer Sunday lunch customers are the worst. And crap tips. And religious pamphlets aren't tips.