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To all my recent followers: hi. Read this.
This is a thread about the circus you just joined.
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You’re not a man. You are a boy. If there was no social media, you would be my concubine.
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Replying to @mauzkibunker @ray_ban
X doesn't let you post just audio that's evil
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This single fucking TELEGRAM post is responsible for so many fucking latex awakenings I'm seeing all over my timeline I could not have seen this coming if you'd asked.
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Today, November 3, Valve's CEO Gabe Newell turns 64 years old!
Let's all wish him a Happy Birthday!
There is no canon ending to Blood and Satellites. Everything leading up to the beginning of the story is canon. After that, the world becomes a series of infinitely branching timelines according to the actions of the party.



































