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Oklahoma, USA
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And in related News.. China announces Grand Opening of Cellphone Outlet on Dark side of the Moon next season.
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Isaiah 41:13
For I am the Lord your God
who takes hold of your right hand
and says to you, Do not fear;
I will help you.
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Just got word that Roy Clark has passed.
I’ve known him for 60 years and he was a fine musician and entertainer
Rest In Peace Buddy, you will be remembered
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#WaitJustAMinute... if I retweet my own tweet from 3 accounts right away will people think I'm clever and also RT me?
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#WaitJustAMinute...you mean twitter isn’t a dating site?!
-90% of twitter users.
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If you would #WaitJustAMinute the rice will be done. Wait another minute and I can add the two sticks of butter and pound of sugar I need to make it edible.
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#WaitJustAMinute you’re telling me that botany isn’t the study of robots?
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#WaitJustAMinute is what I tell my kids when they ask me to do something I don’t want to do.
Then I secretly hope they forget.
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Penguins are coming from the South to attack us. #RumorsFromTheNorthPole
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#RumorsFromTheNorthPole Whichever reindeer doesn't pull his weight on the sled gets turned into meatloaf after New Year's