@Dutchface

mid 30's Brit. LFC fan, Drinker, foul mouthed, flirt. Chef. Still hasn't let go getting called chubby by the former Duke of Edinburgh

 Liverpool
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Joined February 2009
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50cent
@50cent17 Sep 2024
Here I am keeping good company with @DrewBarrymoreTV and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com
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Ste Speed@ste_speed2 Aug 2024
I love this quote today “Liverpool has always been a melting pot of people coming in over the centuries. It’s a city of immigrants really isn’t it? The more people who come in, it makes a spicier pan of Scouse.”
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Satan
@s8n25 Jul 2023
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WHO DID THIS 🖖 #Barbie #TWOK
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent (Glastonbury 2023)
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Naby Keita coming on tomorrow with 4 minutes to go
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‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.
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I saw that Gwyneth Paltrow was trending and thought “Oh god, she’s brought out a new minge candle”, but it’s even more surreal than that. Something about her being sued for accidentally nudging a guy on skis who can’t enjoy wine tasting now? I’m too fucking old for this.
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jaden
@liljay11k7 Mar 2023
wait a minute...
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Farewell sweet Lilt.
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I like the way Rihanna stops singing midway through each line, and yet it keeps going.
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Don’t think Ann Widdecombe enjoyed me telling her what video game she might like…
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Every single supermarket should be forced, by law, to have a huge sign at the entrance telling you where the eggs are.
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Charlotte@RoylePin7 Nov 2022
It’s a no John. Hard no.
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saw an article that was like "big butts aren't hot anymore" and that is absolutely not a decision you get to make on my behalf
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Jeremy Corbyn plays THATCHER'S TECHBASE: ARCADE EDITION, in Duke Nukem 3D
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Hero of the day: the absolute genius blasting the Benny Hill theme outside #ToryConference.
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