Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.

Brooklyn
Joined July 2012
Streets saying u wanna guess the color of my underwear? 🫵😭
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Lana was playing in Kelly Price’s wigs and dresses
"get a whole village to help you"
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Just got hit hard by Giorgio Moroder’s insane gamma ray supernova explosion of a centerpiece in Irene Cara’s “Breakdancing (Extended Remix).”
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“Jesy Nelson, what do you call a poor lower body workout?”
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can we be serious
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WAIT… They don’t love you like I love you
👑 #1 - @YYYs' "Maps" "Though New York art-punk trio Yeah Yeah Yeahs are often celebrated for their off-the-wall energy, it’s a quieter moment that became the band’s most-enduring song." See the full list: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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playing into the “Yes Mama” Gay Guy archetype in order to gain favor with my Millennial Drag Race-watching coworker who’s assigning desks during my office’s move
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november and december will be for living like an ascetic monk and eating gruel
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Guy on the A train with a tattoo above his eyebrow that says “Huh?” in curlycue typeface
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Send that bitch home in an Empower
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Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn 👋
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Leland Palmer lip syncing to Wishes by Beach House with cheerleaders shaking their asses (2013)
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Walked 8 miles in the park with a friend, bought a new book, a new candle, and wore one of my favorite jackets…
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In Cobble Hill, every child is named Finn
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Heard someone yell “HELP” in the park and instinctively turned in that direction #GoodPerson
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drag name Aunt Terry R. Pelviquetilt
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Realizing I’ve stopped asking for what I want
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