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Dylan Roche

@DylanIsWriting

📖 writer + reader. 👟 ultra runner. ⚔️ adventure seeker + fan of all things nerdy. 🐉 #writingcommunity 📸 instagram: @dylaniswriting

 Annapolis, MD
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Joined March 2011
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Everyone online trying to protect TikTok
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When you spent $900 on room service but all your bought the homeless lady was a shitty Christmas ornament
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Hey @Kohls if your Christmas website copy says "Falalala," please know that all my fatass is seeing is "falafel"
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Ugh why is everything in the news so bad?
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In a world full of Donalds and Ronalds, be a Jimmy
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Nelly Dean just waiting to spill all the tea the moment Lockwood is like, “What’s up with that Wuthering Heights place?”
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Happy birthday, @StephenKing and thank you for being the greatest storyteller of our time!
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Happy first day of school!
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Vienen a buscarte, Bárbara.
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Just a reminder that we're never training for a marathon, we're training to track the Uruk-hai across the valley of Rohan to rescue Merry and Pippin They're taking the hobbits 26.2 Isengard
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