This guy just ruins football news

I’m not a Harry Kane fan at all, but if he doesn’t win the Ballon d’Or ahead of Yamal or Mbappé, the award is an absolute shambles. 73 goals, a domestic double. If that doesn’t win it, what actually does?

Last season, Dewsbury-Hall showed exactly why Chelsea signed him. This season, he’s showing exactly why they sold him. 😂

Can see why Moyes refuses to start Hackney far too positive when he’s on the ball. #NotTheEvertonWay

I fucking hate supporting this club I really do

I’d rather us lose 4-0 here by actually going for it that just sit back and try not to concede a 2nd

Somehow Crystal Palace and Everton have both lost in the player exchange for Dwight McNeil and Brennan Johnson because they are both absolutely worthless

Can all just admit that garner and Dewsbury hall have been absolutely diabolical all season

As perfect as a tackle gets is now a yellow card, football is well and truly on its arse

Norgaard 😂 never seen a human move so slowly

Do love Merlin Röhl but what the actual fuck is this

Grealish flop he won a treble you 🤡

Lost 2 points today, but looking at the bigger picture we are unbeaten after 6 games and sit 5th. Let’s not be all doom and gloom we’ve got a small squad and we are many games away from the transfer window. Might be unambitious but I’m happy with that 🤷🏻‍♂️

Wtf is that XI - had the opportunity to play a great side today ….

ELECTRIC ⚡️

Johanne is such an aggressive bully

Hlozek is the type of player I’d love Everton to sign