Went to see @Slash last night. Had an awesome time! Turns out that dude can sure play the geetahh. Everyone there needed some burn cream for their faces because slash melted our faces off. Pretty sure they had to dunk that guitar in water to cool it off afterwards
My awesome and hot wife got some strawberries for the garden and the first one of the year was ready. This was mind blowing.
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Part 2 My Basement. My Rules. @terry_cahill, @JesseModz @OfficialHacksaw #WWE #CJay92 #tablehockey #undergroundleague
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FRANKENHOOKER was released on this day in 1990!
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So I thought I had the “finesse” to navigate the weed wacker around my wife’s plants. It turns out that no, no I don’t. Damn
Watching @MickJagger shake it like this really makes me ashamed of breaking a sweat getting the bikes out of the shed this afternoon
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Your neighbour says his new scooter is just the tits but sure as God’s got sandals there ain’t nothin’ tits about a scooter.
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Turn on your sound and be inspired by Sir David Attenborough, the voice of #OurPlanet @Netflix which launches today, 5 April! 👏
So I busted the little slider deelie in my closet door. Nothing #sketchup and my #3dprinter can’t handle 😎
Honestly, -17 is my favourite temperature. It’s cold but not too cold. The snow has a squeak but it’s not squeaky. It’s just right. However, the wife has a different perspective. But she’s hot so she’s right.
















