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tech nerd, e911 specialist and part time ninja.

Joined June 2013
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GaspeTech Innovations is pleased to present the ManOvenMitt. It’s how dudes handle hot shit
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Went to see @Slash last night. Had an awesome time! Turns out that dude can sure play the geetahh. Everyone there needed some burn cream for their faces because slash melted our faces off. Pretty sure they had to dunk that guitar in water to cool it off afterwards
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Its st Jean baptiste day. Good day to hit the foothills of Alberta and enjoy being home.
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My awesome and hot wife got some strawberries for the garden and the first one of the year was ready. This was mind blowing.
Hell yeah time for some buckin horses.
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FRANKENHOOKER was released on this day in 1990! Comment below with your favorite quote!
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So I thought I had the “finesse” to navigate the weed wacker around my wife’s plants. It turns out that no, no I don’t. Damn
Watching @MickJagger shake it like this really makes me ashamed of breaking a sweat getting the bikes out of the shed this afternoon
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Your neighbour says his new scooter is just the tits but sure as God’s got sandals there ain’t nothin’ tits about a scooter.
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Allan retweeted
Turn on your sound and be inspired by Sir David Attenborough, the voice of #OurPlanet @Netflix which launches today, 5 April! 👏
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So I busted the little slider deelie in my closet door. Nothing #sketchup and my #3dprinter can’t handle 😎
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Now THIS is how to start a rock show!!
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Dammmnnn
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So.. fun fact. When it’s -22C attempting to replace one of those little propane bottles on the #bbq bare handed because you can’t get a good grip with the mittens on is instant frostbite for fingers. #moron
Mr kitten says yaaaaasssss. This is what I call “sex panther mode”
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Honestly, -17 is my favourite temperature. It’s cold but not too cold. The snow has a squeak but it’s not squeaky. It’s just right. However, the wife has a different perspective. But she’s hot so she’s right.
Best conference talk ever?
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today I learned that @JamesBlunt + @Metallica = @Nickelback.
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After leading a stadium of 8 year olds at the hitmen game yesterday in chanting “fight!fight!fight!” I realized I’m probably a bad person