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I love sports and teach history to college kids (yes, on purpose). This is not class. This is me with my hair down - what's left of it.

None of your damn business...
Joined September 2012
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Cheering intensity rate reminder (all alma maters): Football - Miami 65%, WVU 30%, UGA 5% Basketball - WVU 55%, Miami 35%, UGA 10% Baseball - Miami 80%, WVU 10%, UGA 10%
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If my entire body wasn't falling apart, I guess I'd be angrier about my Canes losing tonight . . .
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Dawson is lost without Toney……now you’ll see how terrible he really is
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Defense has been good enough so far.
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Add Dawson to that list.
Heatherman officially on fraud alert
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"Harassed" just means being correct when the teacher is wrong and not backing down.
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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I guess you can call me blinded by Satan…
WATCH: U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee on opposition to the Iran war: I see this as spiritual darkness, spiritual blindness. Satan has blinded the minds of those and has captured their thinking. I really do believe that there is something deeper than just the obvious geopolitical issues at bay.
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"Hey, I can't afford to put diesel in my truck and it's really impacting the bottom-line of my business." "Nah, you're a tool of the devil."
WATCH: U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee on opposition to the Iran war: I see this as spiritual darkness, spiritual blindness. Satan has blinded the minds of those and has captured their thinking. I really do believe that there is something deeper than just the obvious geopolitical issues at bay.
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Call a dad a deadbeat for neglecting his kids, but a mom kills a baby in the womb and you call it choice.
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Today is the National Day for the Victims of Communism. Communism killed more than 100 million people in the 20th century. This memorial, The Memorial to the Victims of Communism in Prague, powerfully captures what communism does to the human person.
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Teachers will deadass look at a 6 year old boy and think the child is an oppressor and they are a victim
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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This is ACTUAL Fascism, by definition, for those keeping score at home
Democrat Rep. Jamie Raskin: “We will not hesitate to go after private corporations that are collaborating with Donald Trump. We’ve done it before and will do it again.”
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On behalf of those of us of a certain generation… TAKE OUR NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
The U is back on top, but Miami football looks nothing like its glory days
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He's been fantastic this season - - constant energy.
𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗜. @WVUMensSoccer's Kanta Ishii is the 2026 #SunBeltMSOC Newcomer of the Year after his defensive efforts allowed just 0.563 goals per game and posted 10 clean sheets.☀️ ⚽ 📰 » sunbelt.me/4z8taRc
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Heather Dinich talking about the SEC
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Florida is the most anti-goth state on the surface, but you dig in…Ybor city after sunset when the dumpster dwellers hinge open their lairs…deep in a 3rd generation Haitian neighborhood in Miami under the buzz of reptile lights an illegal specimen blinks one eye Toto Bissainthe plays on an AM station that occasionally broadcasts strings of random numbers from somewhere way out in the islands…the throaty splash of a weighted package being tossed off a causeway.
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I mean. Enough said here.
What's the greatest play ever made by a lesser-known player?
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Dude sandbagged a whole state.
John D. “Jay” Rockefeller IV, an heir to a vast oil fortune and a liberal Democrat who entered politics in his adopted home state of West Virginia, serving as governor and a five-term U.S. senator, died Friday. He was 89. wapo.st/4ABt3Pl
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"Guest Column: Rick Jackson owes black Georgians little. They need his leadership." Can you fucking imagine the meltdown? Again, rural people remain the one demographic in this country that you can still willfully shit on.
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“The Christian nationalists are the least committed to spreading the gospel” says man who skips church for brisket
The Christian Nationalists are the least committed to spreading the gospel. They don’t want converts. You never see them sharing the gospel.
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