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The Toffees. if I don’t reply to you it’s probably cos you chew crayons.

Joined July 2022
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🚨 INVASION UPDATE 🚨 378 Migrants In 6 Dinghies Illegally Crossed The Channel Yesterday Over 900 migrants have crossed in the last 3 days 😲 Fri - 161 in 3 boats Sat - 364 in 5 boats Sun - 378 in 6 boats We still have 2 more days of crossings to go before a change in the weather 2 Border Force Vessels are out in the channel now as they're expecting migrants to cross throughout the night as smugglers use the darkness to avoid unwanted attention 🛑 STOP THE BOATS 🛑
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🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand has been jailed for 10 years and 6 months over rape and sexual assault
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Britain's Defence Secretary Wes Streeting attends the annual Remembrance Sunday ceremony at The Cenotaph on Whitehall in London.
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The attached video is AI-generated and fabricated. Wes Streeting attended the ceremony in standard formal business attire. x.com/wesstreeting/s… bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… royal-news.org/british-royals… thetimes.com/uk/royal-famil…
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When I posted yesterday about Andy Burnham’s political machine secretly intercepting public emails to protect his Abu Dhabi property deals, my inbox was flooded by people thanking me for finally calling out what goes on in Manchester. Well, I woke up this morning and looked at the latest financial disclosures coming out of the Greater Manchester Combined Authority, and the rabbit hole just got so much darker. Burnham's authority has been caught funnelling nearly £1,000,000 of taxpayer money to completely anonymous beneficiaries in a series of secret payments. They paid out £83,000 in rent to a hidden landlord. They handed out thousands in anonymous "consultancy fees." Worst of all, they gave a £210,000 capital grant to a property developer and completely redacted the name from the public ledger. When journalists finally confronted them, the authority claimed hiding the £210,000 developer payout was just a "human error" and blamed the rest of the secrecy on data protection laws. Look at the terrifying double standard at play here. If a working citizen misfiles a tax return by fifty pounds or makes a mistake on a local form, the state will investigate their entire life, apply ruthless penalty fines, and threaten them with court. But when Burnham's regional authority hands a fifth of a million pounds of public cash to an anonymous property developer, they simply shrug and call it a clerical typo. This is exactly how the modern British political cartel operates. They use the language of bureaucracy and data protection as a legal shield to funnel public wealth to private, hidden corporate interests. I am sorry, but they are not governing a city. They are running a shadow ledger with your money, and they are terrified of the public finding out who is actually cashing the checks.
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Stop praying to me about Man Utd! Some teams are just shit
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That United keeper is poo
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It’s a foul mate. It’s close man. The standard of our punters today,
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Thiago out of our game
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🇵🇱 | ÚLTIMO: En Polonia, acaban de descubrir que el atacante de Cracovia, Michał Oksiński era un activista de izquierda radical, antifascista y anarcocomunista, que se burlaba del cristianismo. El gobierno de Tusk y los medios quisieron vincularlo con grupos de derecha, pero hoy se sabe que no es así. Todo se pudo filtrar de las cuentas de Oksinski qué ahora están eliminadas, la pregunta es, ¿quién eliminó las dos cuentas del atacante en Facebook, si a sus dos padres y a su hermana los encontraron muertos en su vivienda?
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That smelly cunt shit himself didn’t he 🤣
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Remembrance Day for Ange is her remembering to keep her knickers up.
Ahead of Remembrance Sunday, it was my honour to lay a wreath at Ryecroft Hall in Audenshaw. Thank you to the choir from St Anne’s RC Primary in Audenshaw. I also attended a service and laid a wreath at Littlemoss Memorial Garden in Droylsden.
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Smelly cunts cause trouble everywhere they go.
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Fuck Me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never knew Harman Kapoor could throw a punch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tbf I would of give the VAR fella MOM
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Let’s go live to magpie media 🤣
And now a third stonewall penalty waved away by these laughable officials. They could at least try to hide the cheating - and now it’s 1-1. They got what they wanted!
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If Barry had scored all his chances he’d be on target to beat Dixie dean 😂
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That winning feeling 😂
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Need to stop these fucking injunctions also, if you’re paying to keep stuff out of the public interest, it’s likely you’ve got something to hide. They’re only for the elites obviously.
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Britain in 2026: "Data obtained through a Freedom of Information request showed at least 100 children aged 12 or younger have been referred to the Government’s forced marriage unit in the past five years. 62 were aged 10 or below. 27 were aged 5 or under".
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