This account is dormant. Find me on FB at Eric J. Francis or Reddit at Squirrelhenge. All opinions past or present expressed here were/are my own.
Portsmouth, NH
Joined March 2011
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Bowing out of Twitter because *waves hands around* and you can find me on FB (I know, but...) under my name or Reddit under my college newspaper column name IYYK
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We don't deserve dogs. Matt Nelson is a hero and We Rate Dogs is a national treasure.
nytimes.com/2026/11/04/style…
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Hey, @breezeline -- despite the sunny disposition of our router app, things are definitely NOT okay with our internet speeds. This happens way too often.
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Hi, @FedEx -- you did it again. Delivered my package to my neighbor's porch. My customer profile on your website stipulates which house is mine. What's the problem here? Do you not provide that info to your drivers?
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It says a lot about this platform that the only time I use it anymore is when I need to rage-tweet at some corporation that does not have a clear and reliable way to contact them about issues. #FirstWorldProblems #TheOnlyUseForX
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@HomeDepot Please, I beg you, read the damn delivery instructions I put in my online orders. We're on a shared driveway and I specify the house on the right. Half the time, my neighbor gets the delivery. Fix this!
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@HomeDepot And while I'm at it, I'd vastly prefer to have a person answer the phone and put me on hold than your inadequate and aggravating voice-recognition system keep insisting on answers to irrelevant questions before finally sending me to the service desk.
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In short, @HomeDepot, hire more humans and do better at reading the notes you ask us to give you.
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Hi, @XfinitySupport - is it really true I cannot cancel my service either online from my account, or on the app? I have to wait days for you to call, or go to a store? Really?
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Tomorrow is release day for Queen Demon, the new #MarthaWells book, and I am going to have to take some personal time because I won't be able to focus on anything else.
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Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. nytimes.com/2025/05/16/us/lo…
Eric Francis retweeted
US CONSTITUTION:
no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.
SEEMS CLEAR TO ME.
Phasing out the clean energy tax credits will be bad for the economy, the environment, and Americans. pv-magazine-usa.com/2025/05/…
An exceptional story by my friend, colleague, and exceptional human being, @JordanPHickey. longreads.com/2024/02/22/exp…
You know what wasn't on my bingo card today? Saying, "Rand Paul is right about this." Congress must take action to stop the White House's rule by fiat -- to do otherwise is cowardice. youtu.be/aOK2NW7Va6E?si=61Gy…
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So the White House press office won't respond to questions from reporters with preferred pronouns in their bios? These are not serious people and they don't understand the nature of a democratic government and its obligations to the public. nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-poli…
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I cannot overstate how much I am looking forward to this! #Murderbot #MarthaWells #SecUnit #FFSRatthi youtu.be/vEioDeOiqEs?si=e1l5…
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Eric Francis retweeted
The Save Act says your name must match your birth certificate to be able to vote.
Married women who took their husbands’ names wouldn't be able to vote if the SA passes.
JD Vance’s name doesn't match his birth certificate either.
Will he be able to vote?
#HandsOffHerVote
The Save Act says your name must match your birth certificate to be able to vote.
Married women who took their husbands’ names wouldn't be able to vote if the SA passes.
JD Vance’s name doesn't match his birth certificate either. Will he be able to vote?
#HandsOffHerVote