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I hope the person whose idea it was to put “yankee and the brave” over the final scene of season 2 of Ted Lasso (no spoilers here) understands how incredible of a choice that was. Watched it probably 15 times. @jasonsudeikis @brendanhunting @nickmohammed @KillerMike @therealelp
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I've got a playoff hype video concept that I can't execute myself but I promise it's a banger. If you've got editing skills and want to collaborate, message me.
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BEAR DOWN BABY!
Hey @Wawa why can’t you put a hash brown in your breakfast burrito anymore? Did you just wake up one day and feel like crushing dreams? We want answers!
I was complaining about this exact thing. @turbotax, be better than the IRS
Hey @Billiannee, can you and @NoahKahan please do a collab because I think your voices together would melt our faces off. Thanks in advance.
I didn’t want to do this on my birthday for fear of ridicule, but can we all start sharing our Venmo usernames on birthdays so that it’s normalized by next October?
If you tip your barista, you should have no trouble spotting me $5 on my bday.
Thanks guys.
Twitter, X… whatever you’re calling yourself these days: you’re a flaming pile of garbage, but you’re MY flaming pile of garbage.
I hope my kids actually care when I tell them someday that I saw Interstellar in IMAX on opening night.
What’s the best movie-going experience you’ve ever had?
How does @Apple make a super powerful laptop that can’t support dual-monitor extension? That almost seems intentional.
“Here is your new toaster. It can do your taxes however it cannot toast bread.”
All I want for Christmas is for @Wawa to fix their supplier issue and get hashbrowns back
@DisneyParks your ticketing & reservation system being partitioned is so slimy and un-disney-like. Just spent $1600 only to get to the next step and find out I can’t reserve. Please do better or just pick up the phone.
I don’t know how the UFC’s broadcasting rights work, but showing clips where something is actually happening IS HOW YOU GET MORE PEOPLE WATCHING. ESPN/UFC should have been doing this for years.
