voracious Old Testament reader, wanna-be romantic poet, hopefully an advocate for the people who actually need it

hidden in christ
Joined April 2020
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Replying to @hassanrahim
they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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Generally if I tweet scripture it’s meant to be a personal reminder and not to make any specific political argument unless explicitly stated.
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[Donald Trump voice] I offer up my flesh to the machine,
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I've been saying for a while that the right unit of identity is the context rather than the model. Let me reassert that.
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Great. I’ll send 10,000 of these right away!
Texas is poised to require all public school students read the Bible as part of their mandatory book list, potentially violating the First Amendment's Establishment Clause.
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The icon is St. Gertrude, the patron saint of cats.
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I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.
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Replying to @farazamiruddin
I have no interest in being dependent on government transportation.
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absolutely gorgeous day to stay inside and update the CRM
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neocon drag queen named Boots Onda Ground
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I never heard a less Texan thing to say. “So refreshing to drive around Hill Country and Austin and watch developers compete like maniacs”
[ Texas laughs in the face of NIMBY SOCIALISTS! ] It’s so refreshing to drive around Hill Country and Austin and watch developers compete like maniacs to build market-rate housing, from apartments to townhomes to luxury condos. Rents have gone down for 3-4 years inventory has surged it’s wild and inspiring to watch! Founders: Move your 50-250 person company to Austin and you will give your team a 35% raise — and a much better quality of life
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Yes.
Are there actually people who shower at night before bed… and then shower again in the morning when they wake up??
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Replying to @futchji
indias hand going for pakistans waist 😳😳 stopp!! not in front of bangladesh >_<
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LOVE to meet a chinese mexican like. okay diy filipino
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Austin during SXSW is like glimpsing into a future where Austin is real city
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This morning I called James and congratulated him on becoming the Senate nominee. Texas is primed to turn blue and we must remain united because this is bigger than any one person. This is about the future of all 30 million Texans and getting America back on track. With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominees and win. I’m committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect democrats up and down the ballot.
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Prayer doesn't make much sense except as a cry of the powerless.
How can you pray for someone to be saved if you do?
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its very funny to me that matcha was invented by the chinese in china, progressed by the japanese in japan, and perfected by the vietnamese in orange county, california
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Everything on Earth is thoughtbait. They're trying to keep me pensive
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