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The University of Texas at Austin grad. #HookEm 🤘🏻 UTEP Miners t-shirt fan. #PicksUp 🤙🏻

El Paso, TX
Joined March 2022
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It’s going to be a good day. #ElPaso
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First Covid, now this. It’s seems the universe does not want Texas to play LSU in Louisiana.
The Texas team plane is currently grounded in Austin.
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It just came back up at my work. 😥
Update: Microsoft Outlook is still down
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Proof you can have a billion dollars and still be an idiot.
Del Conte could double his salary and move back to Fort Worth, where he was very happy - he was my old neighbor! Lots of good candidates out there, but I’m not sure why his hat wouldn’t be in the ring? Smart, strategic guy, understands the conference, and is more than qualified for the position.
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EP__Tex retweeted
With Texas wearing burnt orange jerseys at LSU this week — the Tigers wear white at home — folks have asked when the Horns last traded their icy whites for burnt orange in a true road game. My research points to 1971 at UCLA, when Texas wore burnt orange and Bruins wore blue 🤘🏻
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My opinion no one asked for: All rankings prior to the final one hold no value other than to drive conversation. This keeps engagement high and places additional emphasis on the remaining games. In other words, the “controversies” are intentional.
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Credit where credit is due, these podcasters were right. There’s no possible way Texas A&M will go 8-4 this year.
“Take your 8-4 jokes and THROW THEM IN THE TRASH, Texas A&M has their swagger back” -Me on why @AggieFootball has an incredible future
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EP__Tex retweeted
NEW: Texas A&M's Marcel Reed tells @PeteNakos the goal is to win the SEC and a national title this season🏆 "We’ve been one game away from the SEC Championship two years in a row, so we should let that sink in and do something about it." Exclusive: on3.com/news/marcel-reed-has…
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Imagine not being bowl eligible by November.
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Third quarter touchdown.
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3rd quarter time.
Texas fans tomorrow if Texas pulls their usual 3rd quarter bullshit. Lmfao. #HookEm
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Dude has “Horns Down!!!” On his eye black? Lol, love it. 🤘🏻
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I hate to bring up old shit, but Texas lost to this oklahoma team. #FML
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Drop your official Mississippi State @ Texas score prediction in the comments for a chance to win $100 to @universitycoop 🤘🏼 We’ve had only two winners through 8 weeks. Someone come nail this thing 🎯 Retweet to be eligible.
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Big XII Commissioner Vince McMahon.
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North Texas fumble. Lmao. #wild
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Cojoe. You’re up. 🤘🏻
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Same Texas “fan”
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I remember a scene in Seinfeld where George put a stack of dollar bills on the table. He told the waitress that he’d remove a dollar every time she made a mistake. What was left would be her tip. NIL should be like that.
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