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take me to the spacecraft; take me to dance club • puns, anagrams & bad pop music • #njdevils i guess • she/her

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Joined January 2021
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fool me once ok fool me twice aw man ok
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starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back
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lowkey didn't realize Clamato had stadium ad kind of money
big fan of the clamato ad making his glove kinda look like a carrot
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theres no room for the “new york islanders” in woke 3.0
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Apple a day doesn’t keep the ref away
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the concept of amadeus lombardi listening to ultraviolence by lana del ray
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I keep getting served ads for Charlie Kirk underwear and I click to see more (because my curiosity gets the best of me) and then the algorithm thinks I’m really in the market for some Charlie Kirk underwear and now it’s like every ad I see
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"Some People Have Real Problems" and "We Are Born" remain 2 of my favorite albums. Death By Chocolate! The Fight! BUTTONS!
If you dig in Sia’s catalog you’ll find some immaculate songs somewhere in the back you just gotta turn ur listening history off rq
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why are russians' goalie helmets almost universally better than americans' and canadians'. is the taste level just inherently higher
On Murashov's new mask there's a very interesting design - a troika. In the context of hockey, the image works as a metaphor for speed and coordination: 3 horses running in unison echo team play and for a goalie - the need to be “fast and composed” in decisive moments
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super shocked and disappointed to see netta hanging out with KNOWN ZIONIST azealia banks. do better.
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and i will stop and watch it every time. i've listened to this 2 minute clip of biology more than i've listened to any other song this year
I love how you can just post this and get 1000 likes
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if you're in line for Eric Bennett STAY IN LINE!
EXCLUSIVE: Heated Rivalry has not one but two six-episode seasons on the way, sources tell Deadline. And that’s not all, there is a movie coming up, too. Read more here: deadline.com/2026/11/heated-…
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why do people keep sharing clips from the last 2 seasons of veep! those are the bad seasons!
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i don’t think you’re obligated to like heated rivalry, but i do roll my eyes at everyone in the qrts calling it soft porn. the beginning of shane and ilya’s relationship is meant to be “casual hook ups” and sex is the only way they communicate, so it’s pivotal to the story.
I tried watching heated rivalry but the writing is so bad and patchy??? or its just bad direction/edit ???? I feel like I’m losing my mind being critical because why was this the talk of the town for so long 😭😭😭
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is that a box of macarons in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.. send tweet
quick q, why is there a tupperware shoved down Genos pants..
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you’re telling me they mashed up bussi and koochie
The guys crushed this one
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Big fan of these photos from the Snoopy In Fashion book
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What's a good human interaction for a guy trying to get back into human interaction?
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serving kant
Now open! The Boutique of Pure Reason sells men’s vintage clothing, ties, jewelry, scarves, shoes, belts and decor (such as vintage pennants). Located on the former H&R Block space at 1662 Columbia Rd. Open Wed to Fri, 1-6 pm, Sat 11-6, Sun 11-4. This is the 4th vintage shop to open in the neighborhood in the past 12 months along with Garlic Girl Vintage, Golden Hour Collective & Grift the Rich. Instagram @purereason.vtg
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They’ll never be No Angels singing incredibly out of key xx
Replying to @ESCdiscord
🇸🇪 A newly formed girl group of yet unknown performers will compete in Melodifestivalen 2027, Aftonbladet reports. Their entry is co-written by Jimmy “Joker” Thörnfeldt, Anderz Wrethov and Robert Skowronski. More: aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/m…
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