#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because Sogard voters know what position he plays, whereas half of Giants fans probably think their guy is a pitcher

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Ask not what Sogard can do for you, but what you can do for Sogard.

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB You know, underdog -- not like princess.

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because Sogard came in as the 15 seed. Everyone likes a Cinderella.

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because A's and Dogers fans can unite behind this one cause. And let us never speak of 1988.

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because who wouldn't want MC Hammer to do a song called "Face" with Sogard rapping the entire music video

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because if no one sticks up for nerds, who will? (Besides, you know, everyone else who is voting for Sogard)

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because I forgot to fill out an all-star ballot last year and it was my fault Josh Donaldson didn't make it

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because unearthing this Twitter account was a feat in and of itself

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because having @newballpark focus on this instead prevents me from being depressed about the stadium situation

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB On a side note, is it even required to provide the rationale for why a selection is being made?

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because otherwise our existence on this tiny planet is meaningless

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because there's no #BeardofMLB contest for @whatwouldDOOdo to participate in

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB because without Sogard, there's no LHB to platoon at second base.

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB BECAUSE IT MUST BE DONE

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because my creative juices are running on empty and I'm not far away from randomly typing things

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because winning 3 out of 4 in last year's H2H season series wasn't enough

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because the hashtag isn't #favoriteplayersofinsufferablefanbases

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because elephants are far more interesting than seals

#EricSogard #FaceofMLB Because Eric Sogard deserves his rightful place on MLB Mt Rushmore and in Zoolander 2