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CEO/Chief Executive Editor of CanonBreak Past Writer for @Comicbook, @Collider, @USWeekly

Joined March 2011
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Giving this to some kid, “I’m sorry. There’s nothing I could do. This is Batman now.”
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Happy Halloween everybody!
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Farewell King Goobot ❤️
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So many other things to remember and celebrate Sir Patrick Stewart for... but this has to be one of the best line readings in the history of The Simpsons
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What’s there to even say that so many have said better than I ever could? Rest in peace Professor. teapawt.net/DEADLINE/status/211589…
Patrick Stewart, the star of ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation,’ died yesterday at his home in Los Angeles following a battle with Alzheimer’s Disease and Lewy Body Dementia. He was 86. Read more on his life and legacy here: deadline.com/2026/10/patrick…
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Welcome to Canon Break. My new media endeavor. I hope you'll follow me on this journey. canonbreak.com/movies/clayfa…
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It begins. More news about my new endeavor later today. tiktok.com/t/ZPLAUSdLP/
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Bioware shutting down now. Man, there's gonna be like five people with jobs in the next ten years huh?
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There was a very scary time at the beginning of COVID when many people legitimately thought that the last movie they'd ever see was Vin Diesel's Bloodshot.
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Elon Musk announcing anything:
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Don't forget to do a double feature at the movies this weekend: "I Can See Street Fighter"
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"Honey, we gotta get remarried again." -Me teapawt.net/AnimetrendsLA/status/2…
Una pareja de recién casados utilizó la Dragon Slayer de Guts para cortar su pastel de bodas. 😭 #Berserk
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Sad I’m not at New York this weekend but have fun everybody there! I’ll be there next year….along with quite a fewwww oootthhheerrssss
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Me: “I’m gonna take today off to play Hellraiser.” Universe: “Oh no you don’t! Here’s some more opportunities for that secret thing!”
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Been working insanely hard on a few things I can’t talk about yet but I’m taking today off for Hellraiser Revival. THE BOX.
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One thing the new Carrie show really hammers home is how much worse it is for high schoolers these days. Man oh man I couldn't even imagine.
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Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight, to me, is the most underrated horror movie of all time. I watch it every year during the spooky season. 100% on board with whatever the director does. teapawt.net/BDisgusting/status/210…
EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK - Director Ernest Dickerson (Demon Knight) is back with The Music of Mr. Sze, one of the segments featured in V/H/S/MIXTAPE. Premieres October 9 on Shudder. A college film student’s documentary project uncovers the reclusive life of a tormented musician.
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The first beer Hal Jordan wants after ten years in the clink being Shlitz is so funny and spot on.
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