Helena Wayne

Oooow. Ooow. Daddy has made me train for the past 8 hours straight! I'm so sore!

I'll share my cupcakes with the girls but not the boys.

Oooh cupcakes!

I'm starving.

I wonder who Damian's mom is? I mean I couldn't imagine Dad loving anyone but my mom. It's weird.

@GirlWonderIV No, I'm not. I didn't say punch her to death or break her teeth. Who would do that?

@GirlWonderIV Then punch or something? I don't know.

@GirlWonderIV Clearly!

Who the heck is Stephanie arguing with? They're both weirdos.

Yeah, I'm gonna sit this out. Wake me up when a real bad guy comes along.

Wow. Looks like we're off to rescue June Cleaver's cat.

Wow. He's exactly how I'd imagine having a little brother. Annoying.

@GirlWonderIV I've got tampons if you need them.

Let's bounce. Dad is waking me up at 6am to learn how to hack and Mom is teaching me how to hotwire BMWs.

Welp. Looks like we know which one of us hatched from the cuckoo egg.

*Knocks the driver out of the gettaway truck*

No one has any Greek Fire handy do they? Just thought I'd ask. *Punches the crap out of another henchman*

Puns. She's punning. *Kicks one of @KillerFrost02's henchman in the face*

*Starts up a Harley the way her mom taught her and follows behind*

I'll "borrow" a motorcycle thanks.