@EarthBrah

Raw milk and egg enjoyer. Nonsense poster. Aesthetics appreciator. CREC 🕆

Joined November 2022
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Singing while driving and accidentally hit the AI assistant button in Google Maps. It heard "iiiii just wanna tell you what I'm feeling" and went into empathetic therapist mode
Egg Czar 🥚👑@EarthBrah20h
Never Ghana Give You Up
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Having a nice bath in my weighted vest
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Never Ghana Give You Up
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Saw a trunk or treat event in the library parking lot. People just had their car trunks open for the kids to climb in. Interesting how they get to choose who kidnaps them
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Voted No on everything I didn't understand. The "Affirmation of Human Dignity" item gave me pause but I persevered
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I voted a straight republican ticket with the caveat that I don't know if any candidates are secret deviants
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DogmaticTheoCarp
@TPageCWOct 24
If you haven’t liked this highly underrated post…why are you gay?
Egg Czar 🥚👑@EarthBrahOct 23
Guy who fakes his own survival
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Not now babe, ChatGPT and I are doing important deep work
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Robert Paulson@nordafordaOct 23
I just heard a man refer to his "Swiss army wife" because she knows how to sew and knit and garden and can and all the things, and I just find that admirable.
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HappySandyJ@maxxin_alll_JOct 23
First whittling project almost complete, still puzzling out some fine details but I’m already starting a new project lol
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In the kitchen making a nice chicken stir fry wearing my weighted vest
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Replying to @EarthBrah
In stark contrast to the niggardly mizer, the wiggardly philanthropist joyfully donated to the children’s hospital.
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As he chunked up the deuce and said "what's hattenin, y'all" in that quite so annoying wiggardly voice, the crowd of small town Americans looked upon him in disgust.
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Chest wigs for hairless twinks. Is this anything?
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Use the word "wiggardly" in a sentence
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Old Spud
@pintobeansOct 23
Replying to @EarthBrah
We’re sending you to wiggartha
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Wiggers at Christmas be like "bring us some wiggy pudding"
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Tell a wigger he's wigged his last
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I Was Born to Conquer Nations in Glorious Battle and Rule an Empire. Then AI Took My Job. This is My Story.
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Guy who fakes his own survival
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