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We attend all home games and away games if close to the coast

North East, England
Joined December 2025
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If you want or need to know the shower of shite we have in this squad and what we signed in the summer we spend 35m on Bamba no game time and can't make a matchday squad, heads need to roll that's some money laundering transfer that surely. #NUFC
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Just in case you have forgotten there's tickets still available vs Arsenal, join the rest of the sheep and you can enjoy reheated food from some shitty catering company, few drinks to make you forget your watching Elanga Wissa etcl adon't HT pies and Beresford woffle #NUFC
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Another game and still not sure what we are trying to do and play like, it's fucking amateurish I'm looking for hope something to cling into and therss nothing, this is depressing.#NUFC
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Clueless Cunts #NUFC
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I get its pre season but things are looking bleak guys, it's going to be a long hard scrap of a season nothing at the back nothing in attack I'm already seeing similar players and patterns from last season, if we don't sign 3/4 top top players were relegated. #NUFC
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There's people who have paid this to watch William Osula and Elanga play football. Not to mention the rest. Thick as mince doesn't cut it, more money then sense, about the same IQ as the majority of the squad. Club must piss themselves laughing when they here the ping #NUFC
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This is the worst shower of shite I've ever watched as a Newcastle fan it really is. #NUFC
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Imagine paying to watch Elanga Osula week in week out 🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC
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Ge this fucker out asap! What are they coaching these useless Cunts? #NUFC
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You can tell after 30 seconds how shite it's going to be, what are we doing? #NUFC
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Willocks played 90mins again...sack this cunt. #NUFC
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Monday will be toxic! #NUFC
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Did Murphy just clear the ball for Everton?? #NUFC
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Heads need to roll with our club having Osula had our main striker it's a failure of epic propotioms #NUFC
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This could be 3/4 this now, useless fuckers #NUFC
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Osula is soooo shit and he's meant to be outain striker fuck me man, needs about half an hour to think of what to do. He's injured himself there. #NUFC
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State of this lot, its only £18 too what's the excuse? Pathetic really Might pop along out of sympathy and a laugh. #NUFC #SAFC
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State of these Cunts warning up in the Chelsea game, full on snoods and wooly hats and gloves it's 12 fucking degrees with a bit of wind a rain! Sums up modern day footballer, bunch of overpriced pussies. #CHETOT #SNF
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Just in case anyone's forgotten we got beat of this Coventry team 4-1 That's FOUR GOALS TO ONE! #NUFC
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Can't believe we made this Coventry side look like prime 2008 Barcelona, sack this fraud ASAP #NUFC
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